Ipswich is normally a bit far for me, but heading that way soon and will want to get a massage, so greatly appreciate reviews such as yours.
Looking at your 21 reviews I see only 5 have been positive experiences for you - I admire your optimism for keeping going!
Thanks, when I pay £100 an hour for a service, I expect it to be good. I did consider giving a neutral but decided it was more a negative. The rating system is rather rigid. I've seen punters on here receive an awful service, and still give a positive. Bear in mind these joints don't pay any VAT or tax, for the dollar they charge, the service should always be excellent, anything less should be rated as negative imo.
In this review, my main problem this isn't massage service, it's not even close to being one.