External Link/Members OnlyThis is a really odd one, possibly the strangest massage punt I have ever had and I have been punting for a long time.
I was free and at a loose end wandering the streets of Cardiff earlier this week and definitely feeling the urge for a massage. I was also hoping for a little extra.
Walked down to Grangetown and popped in to Star, which was my first mistake. Two Thai Ladies one who seemed to speak no English and may be straight off the plane from Bangkok the other Anne who was very talkative. Anne was occupied so I went with Nu, which was great for me as Anne is short and very round, probably the far side of 50, Nu was short pert and petite for a woman in her 40's I was shown in to a flat behind the massage parlour and this seemed to be good as I thought that I might be on to something more here.
I concluded the paper work £50 for an hour with Anne who seemed to be acting as an interpreter for Nu come madame. Then stripped off entirely and laid face down on the massage table. Then Nu came back in to the room.
I have to say that I had a really good massage worked all the bits , however it was not at all sensual but I like what I had seen with Nu who is not a spring chicken but slim and petite and was hopeful that there may be more on offer after the turn over. Turnover time came and although she covered my privates with a towel/ blanket I said I was too hot and took it off, this did not seem to phase her at all. The massage continued and it was still very good. There was contact to bare legs from careless or carefully draped arms which were not knocked away. I was in a very happy place.
Then there was a knock on the door and Anne came back and Nu left.
Here the subtly and the sublime massage ended. Hand firmly gripping my meat and two she asked what did I want. The immediate thought was the return of Nu. So I asked if her friend could come back but no she does not do extras. I thought I do not care about the extras , I was having a lovely massage.
Then she did the extra services shopping list which was overpriced . I seem to have ended up paying £40 for a topless hand job with the twin of Ting Tong, and no I still cannot understand why I did not run. The hand job and the breast was over as quick as possible. I showered and left still wondering why I had fallen for such a bad switch
It has to be in the words of Charles Dickens the best of punts and the worst of Punts