Polish Blonde Busty - Slough - Crap

[DouglasReynholm]

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Location: flat in Slough
Duration: Half Hour
Paid: £70
Services: FK(No)/OWO(No)/69(Ha ha)/Penetration
Comms: voice + texted postcode

Had some time in Slough but wasn't much on AW on a weekday evening. I didn't go to Chasers nightclub and hook up for an MMF threesome, because I don't like riding in sidecars.

No communication problems: phoned up, got postcode, got there, phoned again, got flat number.

The flat was fine: clean and tidy - with a power shower, which I didn't realise wasn't optional... And she looked fine, like her photos in fact. What you'd expect from a Pole in her forties, curvy with nice tits. She'd got folds of skin over her stomach, as if she'd lost a couple of stone recently, but her looks weren't the problem, she just wasn't interested. You wouldn't have known because she seemed fine before she got the money and took it away and hid it, coming back 5 minutes later. She asked me to have a shower I didn't need so I dipped my barnet in the sink, had a slash and came out naked with a towel around me. She was none the wiser: she was on her phone anyway.

I had a play with her tits for a while while she looked out of the window. FK (discretion) was me pecking her on the cheek. 69 was her getting on top of me in a position where my tongue couldn't reach her clit while she wanked me. OWO (discretion) was OW for two minutes followed by reaching for a condom that was too small for me. Slightly. I had brought my own.

I banged her in doggy for 10 minutes, picturing one of my exes until I came. CIM (discretion) was £20 extra and probably entitles you to go outside and spunk on the window or something.

After that she offered me another shower. I'd have nicked the shampoo if it hadn't been women's. Punt lasted 20 minutes. I don't care if it was only £70 for half an hour, she should still provide a fucking service!

I didn't see this review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=386576.0 before I went and she'd had 2 positives before that. Always check UKP before you leave for a punt!

[sparkus]

I probably enjoyed reading this more than you enjoyed the punt

I would say better luck next time but my last three punts have been pretty gah.

[DouglasReynholm]

I probably enjoyed reading this more than you enjoyed the punt

I would say better luck next time but my last three punts have been pretty gah.

Thanks sparkus - great avatar BTW.

I meant to say "OW for two minutes in a condom that was too small for me." she wanted to use her own which I do understand but some brands are too thick and too tight.

[MrMatrix]

She says shes 41, clearly she needs to retire with this sort of poor service. Thanks for  :hi:the review OP, better luck next time