External Link/Members OnlyComs: great and easy
The meet: A few weeks ago, this one is completely my own fault I read reviews but got seduced by her petite body in the pics
The girl: very petite and girl next door looking, I had no complaints here
Venue: The house was in a state and this should of made me walk but she was petite and whilst not exactly pretty (she could of been but had no make up or effort) good looking enough, the house however made me question my life choices and to pay £80 for 30 mins in this messy unclean house was lunacy really, that and she put the notes through a reader to check they were real which whilst mentioned in another review really made me think I’m an idiot whilst it was going on…
Anyway upstairs we went to a shabby bedroom and that’s where it all became a joke, the girl is just not sexual in anyway and just constantly chats shit at you. She does not initiate anything and gave probably the worst OW I have ever had. Due to her incessant chatting it’s hard to maintain an erection and whilst her body is lovely and petite you feel awkward the whole time as she doesn’t engage with any of it, apart from doggy which she seemed to enjoy. She is like a charicature of a Yorkshire person just constantly talking in her thick Barnsley accent no matter what is happening and whilst she is nothing but nice and friendly I must say was one of my least favourite punting experiences ever. You don’t even get to enjoy her in lingerie as she takes that off immediately, until idiots like me stop paying people for services like this it will continue.0
I’m happy to pay £80 for 30 mins but for that I actually want a service.
This is a farce so please don’t get drawn in by the petiteness like this fool did!