External Link/Members OnlyThis was a couple of months ago.
£100 for the hour.
Well, it was sort of OK, but still, after a couple of months reflection I'm still not too sure where I stand on it
So, was after a cheap punt one morning and saw that Maria was available, fired off a quick text, and got a swift reply to arrange the meet. No problems there. Pulled up in a safe area of Kingswood to give her a call to get the final address and was wandering up the road towards it and noticed a shifty fellow punter swigging out of a small plastic water bottle . Obviously the bloke before.
Knocked, hid behind the door routine and entered. Hmmm. First impressions.. Advertised age 40.......... actual age (by my reckoning) north of 55. Pretty tubby, short, not sexy.
Up to a second floor room with nothing else than a massage table (clean and tidy though). Cash exchanged, offered the same exact small plastic bottle of water
and onto the table with my head through the hole. What commences is a slightly weird talcummy massage with inane chat. There was also some odd "dirty" talk. Not sexy. Onto my back, more talcum applied and a bit of down below fiddling which again, is not really doing it for me. Getting slightly bored I'm off the table and rogerering her from behind over the table, which, is actually the best bit.
Pleasantries exchanged and I was out the door in about 45 minutes. Be aware that you'll stink to high heaven of perfume and talc when you leave so either take a shower or have a quick dip in the Avon before you get home.
Overall, for £100 it wasn't that bad but I think its probably worth saving up a few more pennies for something better.
If you've had really pervy thoughts about banging your gran. Go for it.
Would I return. No.
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