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So after seeing Moorgs review a few days ago I thought a hidden Thai gem had been uncovered. However In my case - if we are going to use a jewellers analogy - the gem turned out to be paste.
Moorgs review was enticing but what really sold it to me was the pictures on AW. Eve looks like a fresh faced lolita - all doe eyed innocence with a hint of sultriness. The lips have clearly been done - normally a pet hate of mine - but in her case it did seem to enhance rather than detract from her charms.
Yeah where the hell is that phone…
I ring her up to confirm she’ll offer the services I like - owo and cim are dealbreakers for me - the supplement to get them was an extra £30 - so with base price the total came to £160 all-in for an hour. More than Im used to paying but hey…
We quickly establish my window of opportunity to fill her mouth though is tomorrow. She’s off up north after that and won’t return till January.
This news combined with the effect her pictures had on me got me into a feverish state of FOMO but I just couldn’t commit. My logical brain kept trying to argue me out of it. She’s miles away from me, a real trek to get there… Im really busy tomorrow I don’t really have the time… she’s an independent so more likelihood of delivering a shit service… more money than I usually pay… Then Id look at the pictures of her again and imagine myself shooting cum over that innocent face.
No prizes for guessing which side of me won, Lol!
Location
A bit of a trek for me as Ive already said. The most direct route involved taking an overland train and then a tube and took me best the part of an hour to get to. And then when you arrive at the station its easily a good 10/15 min walk to the house. Luckily I had my bike so it only took a few extra minutes but I remember thinking this bloody well better be good.
First impressions are always formed by the place aren’t they? And yeah they weren’t great. House is situated down a scruffy side alley and up a Dingy staircase - feels like you are on the way to a crack den. House inside was dated but serviceable but it had a background stale smell. The kind of fuggy odour where the carpets haven’t been cleaned properly in years and no one thinks to open a window to let some fresh air or light in.
Looks
Yes she’s the girl in the pics - is she as pretty and youthful in real life? Hmmm kind of - looking at her straight on she definitely has that pretty teenage look that the camera captures so well but when she turns to the side and you see her profile, especially when she looks down you see a little double chin forming which definitely betrays her age. I also noticed she had that slightly saggy skin around her belly that betrayed the fact she'd had a child - its subtle though - its only when you get close up that you notice it and her body is otherwise totally banging. Lovely looking tits shapely little bum and an amazing all over tattoo on her back.
The service
Started with the offer of a massage - which for me is like a throwback to a previous era - pretty much all the scruffy independent Thai brothels from about 15/20 years ago used to start with a massage back in the day. Sometimes they could be surprisingly good. so for old times sake I thought why not? Lets see what’s shes got.
Not a lot it turns out. I’d score the massage a 4/5 out of ten - she kind of knew a little bit - the shoulder and back massage was OK - she told me she learned some stuff from her mum who apparently was a professional but when she moved onto my legs I started to get bored as she clearly hadn’t got a clue. Too light on pressure and she was spending an inordinate amount of time down there. After she ignored several hints to move things on with me arching my bum up every time her hands strayed up toward my inner thighs I had to conclude the massage was really a time wasting tactic. I had to flip round onto my back to communicate firmly that enough was enough.
She realised she now had to knuckle down to the main event so sidles in-between my legs to wet wipe my cock. The sight of her crouching over me was very pleasant indeed. She’d lost her top while massaging me and she does have a beautifully formed pair of tits. Then she was straight in there - zero build up or teasing - cock straight in mouth.
Technique really not that great. Very light - hardly any pressure and rhythmic head bobbing without any creativity.
I remember Morg’s comment that she took instruction well so thought OK lets put that to the test.
I take her finger and say this is the way I’d like you to do things. I suck her finger into my mouth and demonstrate physically what I want. Im the kind of guy that likes glacially slow sensuous BJs. Ones where you stop a few secs once its gone deep and then look me in the eye - then suck a bit hard on the bell end then let it slide it out real slow and repeat.
she looks slightly disgruntled and goes back to sucking my cock - she’s slowed her pace just a little bit but the technique is still all wrong. After telling her go a bit slower about three times she tells me moodily ‘let me do it my way’ - errrr… right. Go back to it being shit you mean?… I give up instructing her at this point.
After 5 minutes letting her 'do it her way' Ive had enough - I want to taste a bit of Thai pussy. I start by stroking her all over her body. I go in for a kiss - its a reluctant surface one, no deep French with this girl. When I nuzzle down to kiss her neck I get a violent reaction ‘No!! don’t kiss me there!! Im ticklish!!”… oh for fucks sake!
Right lets get on with the oral on her then. I get her to lie on her back with a cushion under her bum and I spend the next 10/15 minutes giving her my ‘A’ game. Im hoping this will warm her up a bit. She tastes nice and every 2/3 seconds she’d be in the moment gasping with eyes closed - the next 2 seconds her eyes would open and she’d be staring at the ceiling looking bored. Its weird its like she’s half engaged with what’s happening to her and half not. But with my persistent tongue I at least get her very wet and I can feel her clit is nicely engorged by the time Im finished. Its clear Im not going to push her over the edge into an actual orgasm though so I get her to suck me again before she puts on a condom for FS.
She climbs on top and eases me in. At one point I suck her boobs but when I ask for a kiss she looks down at me with disdain and just goes ’no’. She then continues to bob up and down on my cock. This girl has now entered my record books for the moodiest interaction with a Thai WG for some time.
Then we change position - into doggy. The view of her tatooed back is a beautiful sight as is the sight of my cock sliding in and out of her pussy. I can feel she’s getting wetter and gasping occasionally so maybe she’s finally letting herself go and enjoying this. Im close so I slide out of her and ask for a finish in the mouth.
Im subjected to more moodiness. ‘Next time if you visit I not do oral again!…’
what the fuck?!?
I say Im confused Ive paid for a CIM finish. She goes on to say that if someone pays her for oral finish then she normally doesn’t do sex as well - apparently with her you have to choose how you want to finish and then stick with it. By this point Ive just about had enough of her attitude. But I bite my tongue as its clear she is going to finish me off with her mouth anyway even if she’s going to do it with bad grace. The condom is slipped off and she goes to work. I already know how this is going to play out. At the first spurt of cum shes going to pull away and not deliver the oral finish Ive paid an extra £30 to receive so at the vinegar stroke I hold her head in place. I manage to get 3 or four spurts in before she finally pulls away and Im forced to finish myself off by hand. Orgasm partially spoiled.
After spitting into a tissue she looks down at me and laughs at how red in the face I now am and its only at this point that she becomes animated and friendly with me which speaks volumes. Despite the fact she has pissed me off quite a few times throughout the punt Im not one to finish on a bad note and we have some small talk while I get dressed but part of me is wishing I should just tell her what a shit punt she’s just delivered.
Conclusion
I had high hopes for this one. Hoping I’d have a good punt and then make her my regular when she returns in January.
I debated about whether I should score this a very low neutral or a negative as she just about delivered the services promised and the photos are fairly accurate - she is a pretty girl. But my abiding memory of this punt was aloofness during sex, a jobsworths attitude, general moodiness and a lack of skill. Its going to have to be a negative for me. It’s clear this is a job for her and one she makes no attempt to enjoy - at least for me anyway. Clearly we didn’t click like she must have with Moorgs, but this is no excuse for the shitty attitude she displayed. I for one will not be repeating, assuming she does come back in January.
