External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyCost: £150 for 1hr tantric massage
Comms: So so. I had texted her. A few times only to have been completely ignored. Tried to call but didn’t pick up. Eventually she responded to the texts and was pleasant and helpful. Texted with a brief description of services.
Location: in the centre of town on the one way system. A very busy road but set back from the street so wasn’t a problem. Parking nearby very easy and was a 1 minute walk. I was lead upstairs to her boudoir where the set up was exactly as one of her pics. A mattress on the floor. Low level lighting. A mirror propped up against the wall at the head of the mattress. All pleasant and a nice atmosphere. I was encouraged to shower in her shower above the bath. The bath sat under a low level ceiling which you can’t stand up in. Very uncomfortable set up but oh well.
Girl: I’ve gone over this in my mind a lot. Could I be wrong? I’ve settled at the fact that it simply isn’t or wasn’t the girl that’s in either of the links above. The weird thing is I do believe the pics above are of 1 person. But it just wasn’t the person I met on my day. She was a very big lass standing quite tall and without doubt she was not the stated size 12. I’d say she was more size 16/18. Brown long hair and a very pretty face. Gorgeous eyes. Below neck level was not so great at all. Huge set of tits which dropped under the weight. Her body was non descriptive but very large. She wore a satin robe that remain on throughout - not the promised naked session at all. She’s from Czech and she’s very chatty - bordering way too chatty.
Service: started by lying on my front. She began by dragging a sheet of silk across my body like she was laying a table! This is a first for me and I hope to never experience it again. It did absolutely nothing. Then she put on a set of furry mitts (yes. I did mean mitts) and started running her hands over my back and down my crack. As I looked in the mirror I had to stifle a laugh. It looked like she had a set of oven gloves on and was leaning in to get her bake out of the warming drawer. Let’s hope she hasn’t got a soggy bottom !
Then she started with an oiled up hand massage. Tbh - I can hardly remember much. The swipes were few and far between and zero reach unders. After no more than 10 mins she asked me to turn over. At this point I thought perhaps we were now headed to an almighty extended edging sesh. How wrong I was. What proceeded was definitely an attempt at lingham massage. She was trying the corkscrew technique. She was trying to run fingertips over the bell end. But all with underwhelming effect - just a little too lightly mixed with far too much oil so the sensation was extremely muted. “Don’t worry pal - it’s only the start” I thought. Then she started a full blown wank. There were small noted changes in tempo and just when I thought “she’ll stop now” ….well…she didn’t. I warned her that she would make me cum if she didn’t stop. Her eyes lit up…up went the tempo…and blurt I did.
I checked the clock and we were no more than 25 mins in. Maybe round 2? Nope…she then sat back and went in to chatting about her trips home, her social life, her friends. The session was clearly over. At one point I asked her how she had learned her technique just so I could actually check she was in fact Nicole. She claimed to be Nicole and for anyone who gives a fk she learned her skill on YouTube.
I feigned interest whilst inside I was utterly bored as fk. So I got up. Quick shower again and was out on my toes within 50 mins.
It’s taken me a while to ponder this review. I can’t get past how I think I stumbled on Nicole’s day off and happened to be seen by her mate. Why go to such length to update your pics across both AW and Friday Ad of the same lass to only be a fake? It doesn’t make sense.
Anyway. Unless someone else visits her and in fact claims to have been seen by the girl in the pics then I’ll be staying clear away. I’d rather stick my hard earned on the 3:15 at Kempton and have a wank.
