Author Topic: Long.legs.zara.uk (aka sweet.british.sub) - Ealing  (Read 2748 times)


16 review(s) for Number One Zara (7 positive, 3 neutral, 6 negative) [Indexed by Stealthmode]

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Comms are sketchy and reflect a fairly chaotic modus operandi. She appears to live in a hotel and works randomly when she feels like it, with no pre-advertised availability. So on any given day you just have to chance it, you may get a response, you may not, which makes her pretty unsuitable for anyone who punts in narrow windows of opportunity or requires forward planning. Evening seems to be her preference.

I booked this girl mainly on the strength of earlier reports of top tier DT and a reasonable price : likes list ratio. The fairly appealing, slim body pics also made me brave enough to take a chance on her facially. First and last time I'll book a girl without really knowing what she looks like, though. She's not horrifyingly ugly or anything, but has a very distinctive look and it didn't work for me in the slightest. The hairstyle gave me Michael Cera in Superbad vibes and I knew on sight that I wouldn't have booked her had I seen pics in advance. The awkwardness of walking, as well as lingering curiosity about whether her skill set was worth the hype, made me stay though. For balance, worth mentioning that I thought her boobs were notably nice. Naturals with a bit of size/fullness but no sag are actually a pretty rare find (and do not last) but she has them. Age 30 odd is probably about right.

The BJ was deep, but not among the best I've had or particularly memorable, maybe my expectations were too great. It's true she can go nose to pelvis, but it was fairly toothy at the same time and contrary perhaps to others' experience, I didn't feel she was a true submissive in the sense that you can just go to town on her throat or skullfucking. She stays in control and she's not the sort of person you'd want to annoy. That brings me to the question of how "sub" she really is (note that he has now changed her profile name so it no longer refers to "sub"). This is something others have hinted at but she has an unstable temperament and would suddenly, quite randomly, snap at me for doing almost nothing. I'm not rough at all, nor was I even being particularly assertive, so it is quite surprising and creates a slightly uneasy atmosphere when you're in bed with someone and feel you've no idea what they might do, say or take offence at next. There are likely some MH issues going on in the background here and I noticed self-harm scars. At the same time, she is well spoken and capable of conversing about a variety of topics (for those who seek that), if a little unstable.

I just didn't fancy her at all and her slightly unpredictable behaviour made the energy of the whole encounter off for me. Realised I wasn't going to cum and actually I just wanted to get out of there (so I did). I won't be repeating.

« Last Edit: October 29, 2023, 01:52:18 pm by Link7 »

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Sorry, can someone change this to a negative. Thanks.

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My own (TEXT ONLY) experience with this WG, in addition to the growing number of personal experiences posted on the site..makes me think this woman is an absolute ticking bomb and something serious will happen in her conduct with someone sooner than later. Given she is in this profession, the likelihood is the unfortunate individual will be a punter. Approach and book at your own risk and peril would be my advice.

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My own (TEXT ONLY) experience with this WG, in addition to the growing number of personal experiences posted on the site..makes me think this woman is an absolute ticking bomb and something serious will happen in her conduct with someone sooner than later. Given she is in this profession, the likelihood is the unfortunate individual will be a punter. Approach and book at your own risk and peril would be my advice.

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10000%.  Correct.  “” Given she is in this profession, the likelihood is the unfortunate individual will be a punter. Approach and book at your own risk and peril would be my advice.””

Agree.  She is a ticking bomb waiting to explode

I will add my Negative review    Just waiting a little longer as happened very recently & I don’t want her to be able to identify who posted the review
As I believe she has a few “Fan Boys” on here

Offline jamiekinkxxx

10000%.  Correct.  “” Given she is in this profession, the likelihood is the unfortunate individual will be a punter. Approach and book at your own risk and peril would be my advice.””

Agree.  She is a ticking bomb waiting to explode

I will add my Negative review    Just waiting a little longer as happened very recently & I don’t want her to be able to identify who posted the review
As I believe she has a few “Fan Boys” on here

and we all know what they do! I hate the lurkers and the guys that feedback to SP to gain favour!

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Jesus, so Doc is yet another with a dodgy experience with her.
Hope you used a punting phone, and even then I fully get your reluctance and double thinking for potentially outing yourself. These kind of unecessary experiences make us overthink and start worrying in what should be a simple game. Frankly a game that should be helping take away from our worries in life LOL.

see my musings from last month below:
Yeah she's obviously got a few problems going on upstairs. I had an experience with her on the texts last month. Thankfully the way she was acting, I was the one who pulled the plug. I don't even want to get into it on here as to not potentially compromise my mobile identity but I'll say she did come across as intoxicated or otherwise.
Sad story of what seems to be a WG in the game too long. I've seen it a number of times especially for British ones once they go the other side of 30
The last sentence is my main theory. Google "mileage on a ho"


As for what happened with her and I over texts. I will give some vague insight. She said a random insult and threat over texts.
Before imaginations run wild it was nothing to do with my demographic or anything (she didn't know who I was quite frankly). Just a generic line that could be used on anyone even a woman (so no it wasn't an anti-man rant or anything like that either), but one that suggested she's very unhinged.
After I cancelled in light of that she basically took the position that what she said was no big deal and should not put me off her, and I should come still and we'll have fun.
She went on talking to herself (I wasn't replying) across about 30 minutes about our supposed booking as if I would come still in light of her non apology, but also completely ignoring that I said I wouldn't. Among that spew of texts was her randomly mentioning punters falling in love with her  :rolleyes: :unknown:
In her defence she didn't call or anything once the time came and the fact I cancelled would have been personally evident, but I found the whole thing literally crazy.
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in summary, your whole review gives off the vibe that the whole punt was underwhelming, which is exactly what my experience with her was
its the first and only time I've had a proper deepthroat bj that DIDN'T feel amazing, typically the fact that's its a deepthroat usually results in an amazing feeling by default, but this was quite the contrary

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in summary, your whole review gives off the vibe that the whole punt was underwhelming, which is exactly what my experience with her was
its the first and only time I've had a proper deepthroat bj that DIDN'T feel amazing, typically the fact that's its a deepthroat usually results in an amazing feeling by default, but this was quite the contrary

Agreed - she can DT but it wasn't particularly enjoyable. I guess good DT is sloppy. I found hers quite dry and toothy.

Overall I really regret this punt. I wish there'd been this much feedback available at the time I saw her. I think the body of information now, and some of the consistent themes emerging, means any careful reader is much less likely to feel they are delving into the unknown.

If helpful to anyone, a previous reviewer mentioned a young Yvette Fielding as a lookalike. That actually is probably the best comparison I've heard.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2023, 12:58:21 am by Link7 »

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