So after finally finding some time earlier this week, i decided to get a lady ticked off the hotlist. Comms were quite easy, she replied to my text within the half an hour of me pinging her so that was fine and we agreed on an hour's booking for £80.
Following her instructions, i parked my car in the sainsburys car park and then walked 5 mins to her house which again was not an issue.
She opened the door wearing lingerie, she looked pretty (all dolled up with the makeup) but she was very tall and she did not have much at the front or rear. I don't claim to be the tallest man in the world at a humble 5ft7, but she does tower over you - so if this is an issue then i would be aware. It was not an issue for me so i continued by following her upstairs.
I did not have much hope for the price i paid, but she did seem enthusiastic enough and she was not Rom - so i knew i wouldnt be charged "extra £20" for stupid shit like trying to breathe or getting naked.
We started of with kissing, she was wearing lipstick which would stain your clothes. The kissing was okayish, not the best - she did allow tongue but her technique was quite crap. I did get hard whilst kissing her and tried to remove her lingerie, but she was so adamant on taking control and continue snogging my face off that 10 mins flew by. Also she kept humming and making stupid farm like noises whilst kissing, i just did not understand why you would think that is sexy?
I had to take control of the punt, as i could tell she was a dom in the bedroom (which she confirmed) and managed to get her on the bed and naked. Her boobs are not the biggest again, again i was aware after seeing her photo's but literally not much to hold onto or suck on.
I got her to start sucking me off, and this was where it got really good. She is AMAZING at sucking cock, one of the best i have had - very sloppy, constant spitting and for someone like myself who has a sensitive foreskin she handled it quite well. She handled the cock and balls very well, to the point where i was close to cumming then - i did ask if there are extras and she said yes...
Anal - £30
Rimming - £10
Extra cum - £10
After hearing this, i had to slowly pull her away so i wouldnt cum as it had just been 20 mins and i did not bring extra cash for the extra's proposed. I would be lying if i said i did not do this on purpose, i wanted to test her to see how good she was without the extras and if so would i return for the extras.
We got a condom on and got into various positions: doggy, missionary, cowgirl, but the sex was honestly so crap... I dont know if it was because she might have been too tall for me, but she was literally crap at sex! Lack of movement, constant grinding and her pussy felt quite loose. Now i'm not one for judging, but it is a peetake when she kept saying to me "its really tight isnt it?" Also the humming and those farm noises returned which again put me off really badly.
Overall, i understand in this day and age £80 is very cheap for an hour punt and you get what you pay for. But the sex being so crap and the constant humming and noises she kept making whilst kissing and even whilst i was inside her just really put me off. I decided to give this punt a neutral simply because the blowjob was so, so good that it made it a non negative and again the pricing for the era we are in. If i had to pay £100 minimum or more i really would have been annoyed and given this a negative. If she offered an oral only 20minute service for £30 then i'd be very enticed to go, but again her location is very awkward and you cant really do a pit stop if you're driving by on the motorway.
Will i be returning? Probably not.
The Kaiser's search for the perfect punt continues...
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