External Link/Members OnlyHad the urge and messaged several girls with decent reviews to no avail! Ended up TOFTT with this complete waste of space and it being my worst ever punt by a country mile.
Comms we’re okay and was all arranged for the same day with a list of what she offers, was directed to quite a nice apartment near QEGS. I think it probably is the girl in the AW pictures but they are old as fuck and she looks like she has been through a meth addiction. She’s really disgustingly skinny with little ratty legs and she’s at the very least 10 years older than the stated 24. No arse at all and I never saw her tits but they look like spaniels ears through her t-shirt which she never took off. I should have walked at the sight of her and I am kicking myself that I didn’t (won’t make that mistake again). Walked through to a nice bedroom and handed over the £60 for 30 mins. She tells me to undress and get on the bed so I do and she sits infront of me. She says “do you like OW or OWO?” I said “OWO”
“Okay, that’s £60”
“Yeah, I already paid you”
“No it’s £60 extra for this” (no extras mentioned at anytime prior to this)
“What?!!”
“Do you have the money?”
“I’m not paying any extra”
“Okay £40 then”
“No, what does the 60 I’ve already paid get me?!”
“Normal BJ with condom”
Ffs “okay, whatever”
She puts on a really thick bright blue very tight condom and starts to give me a lacklustre blowie, the first hint of a semi and she starts saying it’s time for sex. Says that she will go on top to begin then swap, she can’t do anything else coz she’s got a bad back (kept that fucking quiet!). She gets a tub of what looked like dove moisturiser and uses it as lube then sits on my semi flaccid cock, this is fucking terrible! We switch and I have to wank myself to get hard enough to fuck her in mish and cum as quick as I can to end this shit show!
Afterwards she starts trying to chat, she’s from Czechia and has a slipped disk, I don’t fucking care.
I leave in a hurry fucking fuming, total waste of £60.
Do not waste your time and money visiting this complete dickhead.
She also had a VS ad that has since been taken down but she looked fuck all like the pictures on that either and it said she did everything without extras.