Lily Thai Massage Runcorn - Legit & Inconsistent

[Thephoenix]

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£45 1 hour with Nancy....(possibly 40s, tiny and slim, nice personalty.)

I've been going here since it opened and the one word above all I'd used to describe the service is 'inconsistent'.

It's yo yo'd between extras v legit ever since, but since Paula's been there extras have been available again, so I've based my review on the fact that I was disappointed that they weren't on this occasion.
I wouldn't usually review a place so soon after my last review, but it's frustrating that the inconsistency seems to have returned.

The venue is well reported. Runcorn old town by the canal. Free carpark nearby.

I'd booked the previous day and arrived for an early appointment expecting to be greeted by Paula with the 3 French bulldogs in tow.
This time, bulldogs but no Paula and maybe that explains why things weren't to their usual standard.
The girls couldn't speak much English, no record of my booking and things seemed a bit disorganised.

Anyway, paid my £45 and taken to a rather cold room with no heating.
It didn't help that poor Nancy's hands were like blocks of ice.

What followed was an excellent legit massage.
Probably a bit too thorough for my old arthritic body...(I'm probably going to have to stick to 30mins from now on.)
However there was no sensuality/teasing etc.
A towel was used to cover my gonads at all times, and the only time my dick was touched was when she picked it up like a sausage to move it out of harms way.
It was clear that no extras were available with Nancy and there was no point asking.

I still occasionally like a WSWS massage, but there's something to be said for consistency in a massage venue.

If I want a good legit massage I'll go to Rose Thai in Connahs Quay.
If I want a good FBSM with guaranteed £20 HE with no hassle I'll go to Sunny Thai near Wrexham or Royal Orchid in  Crewe, so there's not much point in coming back here as I don't know what to expect from one month to the next.

[King Kenny]

Good to know mate. But of course if you don't get the occasional legit massage then it's not really the WS/WS you crave.

[lpopo]

Used to be a regular here as its got good parking, discrete entrance etc and is out the way of my usual day to day just the right amount. I had some fantastic times there a few years ago with anything and allsorts on the cards depending who was there.
The service went shocking though and the final straw was when she tried to charge me an extra 20 quid as i hadnt been for a while! I laughed, took my money back and walked.
Honourable mention to Lyn who used to be there though - she also worked reception at rockferry thai from time to time. Best massage ever, horny as fuck and smoking hot despite her advancing years. Last spotted in Liverpool city centre shopping where we had a quick fumble in one or 2 of the shops! Never did find out where she went to.
* edited to add - its been at least a couple of years since i bothered there but definitely was as 'Lily' not the previous incarnations

[Thephoenix]

Good to know mate. But of course if you don't get the occasional legit massage then it's not really the WS/WS you crave.

Whatever you say your majesty.
I was looking at a fine painting of you in full royal regalia on the wall of the Park Pub a few months back as I was supping on a glass of Guinness to recover from one of Irina's legendary prostate massages

Of course you're right mate, but this wasn't so much of a WSW, it was more of a NCM!.    

[spiralnotebook]

I’ve not been back since the last crock of crap cash register special, to echo a previous comment easy parking and discrete. Still nothing on the cards to warrant a return. Who’s Irina Phoenix you old rogue?

 

[knickersorf]

Who’s Irina Phoenix you old rogue?

Expect it's Irina in Liverpool

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[Thephoenix]

I’ve not been back since the last crock of crap cash register special, to echo a previous comment easy parking and discrete. Still nothing on the cards to warrant a return. Who’s Irina Phoenix you old rogue?

 

Spiral!......you must be jesting??

A man of your experience of the local fbsm world not heard of 'fingers' Irina, the notorious prostate fiddler of Anfield who together with her sister Tania have taken prostate massage to a new level.
Her fingers have been up and down my arse like a fiddler's elbow, and probably the bottoms of most of Merseyside's punting fraternity.

She's got loads of reviews.

You seriously need to get your butt over there smartish.

.....and then nip across the road to drool over the European trophies in Liverpool's trophy room.

[spiralnotebook]

As Eric Idle would say `SAY NO MORE SQUIRE`...