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External Link/Members OnlyThis one just scraped a negative. Possibly the worst punt of my life so far. I’ve been with girls who acted like dead fish before but at least I got to play with their bodies. Suzie went out of her way to stop me touching anything.
Comms were good by email and text. The meeting was in a rather basic flat in the merchant city. no problems with parking nearby.
She is certainly a good looking girl, small and nicely proportioned body and nice rounded C cup tits. Flaps could’ve been bigger but can’t have everything. I was struggling to think of any celebrities she resembled, but the closest I can get is the MSP Mairi McCallum. I struggled to place her accent, she told me she came from Worcestershire, but she sounded almost American to me.
I know there’s no fool like an old fool, and I should’ve known better. I had read all her reviews, but something about her AW profile just seemed attractive and she had been on my hot list for ages. I booked for 90 minutes, expecting a slow & sensual vanilla GFE, but what I actually got was more like a Rom on steroids. I knew that would be no fingers or CIM, but kissing was with clothed lips and she went out of her way to keep her body out of reach, positioning herself halfway down the bed. Now, I am old, fat and as ugly as sin, but I’m also clean, polite, and respectful and I never push anyone’s boundaries. I think I deserved a better service having booked her for 90 minutes and paid a fair amount of money.
After a few minutes of lacklustre OWO, she agreed to 69. this was the highlight of the meeting, her pussy tasted quite good but stayed dry as a bone throughout the proceedings. I even managed to rim her for a couple of minutes. Also very nice but there was no hint of a response from her. She gave no indication that she was enjoying my efforts, so we swapped to cowgirl. She was reasonably tight, but again she appeared bored and disinterested, and after a few minutes we swapped back to hand relief. Nothing much was happening, so I eventually finished myself off onto her tits, but even then she squeezed her tits together with her arms in such a way as to minimise the target area. I offered to lick it off, but she jumped up and ran to the toilet before I had the chance.
Round 2 was of the same some, more OWO and hand relief. I asked her to sit on my face thinking at least I’ll get some juice out of her, but no she had a technique for this as well - rather than sitting upright on my face, she lay down over my face with her pubic bone jammed under my nose. My tongue could reach her clit but neither of her holes. Once again that pussy was as dry as a bone and her clit stayed resolutely flaccid through the whole proceedings. I tried a few gentle shoves to get her to change position but she wasn’t having any of it. We tried doggie but by this point, I was having trouble staying hard and couldn’t get inside her. She went back to wanking me by hand, but after a while said that her arm was sore and I took over. Once again it was COB, once again they were squeezed together, and once again, I offered to lick it off, but she jumped up and ran to the toilet. Annoyingly, we had agreed on watersports before the meeting, but she also had a piss in the toilet so I didn’t even get the golden shower.
Will I be back? She advertised a GFE, but this was most definitely a wife experience !