External Link/Members OnlyIn the words of the Chuckle Brothers, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
I had read bad reviews of Aria before; I already know from experience you should always see bad reviews as a warning, but there weren't many other options at this time, and her photos looked good.
Comms - Texted Premium and confirmed instantly. Provided venue details in advance.
Price - £70 for 30 mins. Originally, I wanted a 45-minute booking, but she only does 30 minutes. This later turned out to be a blessing.
Venue - In a nice area of Gateshead Quayside, the room was small and not very nice.
Looks - Her photos are very old; she has put on a bit of weight since they were taken. She has bad acne, too; I don't mind that she wasn't wearing makeup. She opened the door with a dressing gown, which I should have seen as an ominous sign.
Service - Opened the door wearing a dressing gown and a lousy greeting. A quick, warm, and friendly conversation to start, though with the time constraints, quickly moved on to the payment and told me to undress and lie down on the bed while she took the money upstairs. I don't think I've ever had such an impersonal start to a meet as being told to do that, nor have I had many escorts need to take the money elsewhere. In hindsight, given she didn't exactly come straight back, I think this is a way for her to run down 2 minutes. The impersonal and robotic experience continued, with no kissing or foreplay to start, straight onto a seemingly rehearsed lapdance-esque playing with my penis through my clothes for a minute while keeping her body as far away as possible. This quickly moved on to a CBJ. I didn't mind this, but it only lasted 30 seconds before she initiated sex by asking if I wanted her to be on top or the bottom. I figured we didn't have to have sex immediately, but it was already obvious she wouldn't entertain RO or anything else. When I tried to kiss her, she said she didn't kiss. By now, the impersonality of the experience and how rushed it was had become so awkward and awful that I didn't want to stay. I told her that it all was far too mechanical and started to get changed to leave. She was confused and asked what I was doing; then I left while she was already on the phone with someone.
Overall impression - It's now apparent why she only makes 30-minute appointments, so she could put minimal effort in and get me out of the door in much less than that. The lack of effort in terms of the experience and her appearance, including wearing a dressing gown, was pretty poor. The limitations in terms of the fact that she only wants to do two things, a CBJ and penetration, also prevent an enjoyable experience. Perhaps because her rate on Premium is so much lower than her Adultwork, she puts even less effort into her Premium work.
To Premium's credit they were very apologetic. Given that she was shocked that I wasn't happy, I'd say this is her typical experience: doing as little as possible. As such, I'm surprised they haven't told her to move on yet.
Topic: Aria - Premium - Newcastle (Read 1883 times)
