External Link/Members Only30 mins incall £60
So what does £60 get you for a FS booking in Glasgow these days?
Not much I’m afraid.
Comms were good, coupla texts, prompt replies. Booking set up with a minimum of fuss.
Rather than getting the buzzer number though, I’d to text when I was outside which left me standing about like a spare prick at a wedding or “wadding” for any readers from the middle of Scotland.
Venue was an upper floor Shawlands flat-I see she’s now in Battlefield.
The flat was fucking roasting, the heating was on despite the booking happening during one of our heatwaves this summer and it smelled very strongly of fried fish. (Boak

)
Also the shower seemed to have only 2 settings- fucking FREEZING or burn your dick off..
There was an other woman kicking about too, presumably an other SW’er. Doesnae bother me, but YMMV.
In case you hadn’t guessed, it’s a b&s, a reverse image search reveals the pics to be of an American soft porn actress, but a review on here said the resemblance was passable. Nope.
I suppose she has blonde hair and big tits, but that’s about it.
She probably could look quite attractive, but had made absolutely fuck all effort appearance-wise on the day and she just looked pissed off and hungover.
She wasn’t exactly hostile, but not the friendliest either.
Started off with some owo, no kissing whatsoever nvm fk so the gfe in her description is obviously bullshit. The oral was awright, but was really her just trying to get me to cum asap. No real build up or teasing. Then it was Johnny on and time for some shitey mechanical sex with no eye contact/interaction whatsoever.
After a bit of this, I just wanted to go, so requested and got a cim finish, had an other FREEZING shower and got the fuck out of dodge.
I won’t be back, but it was *only* £60
