Linda Topless Massage - Bayswater, London - My first review!

[Cheeby]

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Saw Linda recently and this is my first ever review/punt! I've never paid for any sexual services etc before here in the UK apart from abroad in a brothel, so this is a first in all!

Thought i take it slowly, and start with a massage and not straight into sex, the nerv is there i spose you can say!

Venue:
Bayswater, drove there and parked on a single that's literally directly infront, the facade of the building looks all fancy (what you expect from Kensington, central london etc, it is not a council flat looking), however, as other punters have put it, the room is TINY, i don't even know small rooms/accomodations as this still exist in London, let alone Central London! it looks like a prison cell! (not that i've been in one!)

Price
£60 for 60mins

Comms:
Sent email for the auto-reply for her number, then text which was easy to which she replied fairly quick (booked the day before).

The Girl
She's Hungarian, as her profile states, i'd say about mid thirties, and as other punters have put it, one of her front Tooth is greyed (the result probably of a route canal) which didn't come as a shock as knew before hand, but it does strike you in a way, as when you're facing up she's constantly looking at you and smiling. Body's slim, overall, didn't find her that attractive, probably give her a 5/10, defo would score higher if it weren't for the front tooh.

Services 
As i entered, was offered a shower which i declined as i had showered beforehand. Told to undress and lay on my front on her bed, which all she puts on the bed is like this 'big diaper' with a thin towel over the pillow, first instinct for me was urghh. She put on some ambient music. I lay on the bed and she starts on my back, then legs, decent pressure, no CC swipe. This went on for about 10minutes (wasn't aroused at all at this stage) then turned around and she started on the legs, arms and stomach, again decent light pressure and slowly edging towards my fella. Her hand skills and edging were good, but not really to the point were i was really aroused. She umped the tempo, but all in all it was decent at best. I then wanted to change it around abit, might aswell go for the experience, i asked for a footjob, and the view and her foot work was good, this was much better for me. She used all of of her toes, focused on the shaft, head and every part, her hallux (big toe) focusing on the head was great, all whilst mainting eye-contact time to time. she continued this for about 10 minutes, and then i just blew the load. I was telling her i'm going to shoot, and she just stopped the footwank completly and let my fella shoot, probably cos she didn't want it to shoot all over the place? Lol, disappointing for me. She went for the wet tissues, cleaned up and showered her feet, and she returned, had about 25minutes to go, to which she finished off with a boring back massage, i remembered thinking should i just end and get out of here. I ended up being there for an hour, as i thought to myself. if you're gonna pay for the hour, may aswell take it up.

A shower was offered after the massage which i took, then i paid her £60 and left. Booked for an hour, i was probably there for 70minutes, so fair.

Conclusion
It was a decent service, but not anything to blow my mind. One of the worse cons here is her room, it's so tiny, you can barely manouve around, further to that it just seems a very unhygenic place, the bed, and towels on the bed have probably been used over and over. This was the biggest downside for me. She's been doing this for 6 years, surely she can afford a better place. Yes i had came to expect that the room was tiny, but i didn't expect it to be THAT tiny and unhygenic. Overall rating: 5

Would i come back or recommend?
I don't think i'll return. If you ain't feeling that horny, but had a long day/week and just want a massage with HE, then maybe go for it, but if you're horny, i'm sure there are better places, because you also have to note she keeps her panties on, and does not allow you to touch the main parts!
She's a lovely personaility, decent service and price, but because you can't touch her nipples or vagina, and due to venue and hygenie i think neutral is fair. If she was in a better venue, and more of a hygenic place like a massage bed, with folded towels around etc, i'd probably consider.

[tantraman]

The Girl
She's Hungarian, as her profile states, i'd say about mid thirties, and as other punters have put it, one of her front Tooth is greyed (the result probably of a route canal) which didn't come as a shock as knew before hand, but it does strike you in a way, as when you're facing up she's constantly looking at you and smiling. Body's slim, overall, didn't find her that attractive, probably give her a 5/10, defo would score higher if it weren't for the front tooh.

... bodyshots collected here