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Author Topic: iPhone 6 or sex with a Prostitute..  (Read 2596 times)

A mate of mine sold mobile phones a while ago and I always remember him saying re mobile phone companies;

"If they don't get you by the right bollock, then they'll have you by the left"

Offline SamLP

               @ SamLP , good deal on not the phone is still not "free" you Sir are paying for it .I bet is i was to call them and ask for my "free" phone i would get told to do one .

You're being pedantic. It's free provided you take out a contract and yes different phones may require a higher tariff. My point is it's a good deal for me as I was spending £80-£130 a month on roaming calls before I renewed my contract. I've saved money and and received a free phone of my choice. If I wasn't travelling often, then I would reconsider my option and look for a cheaper alternative but as it stands each person has different uses for their mobile and this works best for me.

Easy, sex with several pros.  If that can't be arranged or no opportunity to do so I would still treat myself in some other way, or spend it on family/friends, or give some/all to a good cause. Basically, I'm not wasting it on an iphone!

Does anyone really need to buy a £600 smartphone? People need to wake up and stop falling for it every time.

Offline CBPaul

I have an iPhone and use Apple computers for my work, but I loathe the Apple cult that brainwashes people into thinking that their perfectly working hardware has suddenly become obsolete overnight and requires immediate replacement with the latest model. Apple's tactic of making devices that are just a few years old run like shit with the latest software updates is shady too. Hey, free software! (but you'll need to part with the thick end of a grand to use it)

Fuck whores, don't let Apple fuck your bank balance. You don't need their latest gimmick.

 :thumbsup:

I have an iPhone 5 (as my main phone) and it is the last Apple device I will ever buy.

Making older devices run like shit due to new ios versions takes the piss, but not being able to restore the previous version and Apple telling you tough shit is appalling service.

I'd go for the prossies every time.

Offline DavidBrown

Hoes  :yahoo:
I am happy with my iphone 5

Offline LL

If you've got an iPhone 6 you won't need to pay for sex!
You'll have so much attention from women that you'll have to beat the sluts off with a shitty stick.

Offline bob1

i think I'll have both thank you.

If you've got an iPhone 6 you won't need to pay for sex!
You'll have so much attention from women that you'll have to beat the sluts off with a shitty stick.
Not sure I can see that making it into the Apple marketing campaign. Although you never know I suppose.

Offline LL

Not sure I can see that making it into the Apple marketing campaign. Although you never know I suppose.
It's already there - just not so explicit - more of a subliminal message.


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