External Link/Members Only1hr £100 + £20 OWO
This is a regular place for Chinese girls in Nottingham. The guy that runs it seems to be genuinely driven, at least in part, by customer satisfaction and obviously sees the benefits of keping regulars happy. I'm not a regular, but I know some on here are. The quality seems to vary greatly week-to-week but this week's girl was reported to be very good so I was tempted into giving her a go.
Long story short, should have gone for 30mins straight up for 60 quid and even then it would have been a Neutral.
So... firstly, the girl herself is really pretty facially, and seemed around early 20s. Physically she's got a bit of puppy fat and is fairly tall for a Chinese girl, maybe around 5'7. She knows about 6 phrases in English - Yes, No, Big, 'Oh-My-God', 'Sleep' and 'No English'. This means she knows 6 phraes more than I know of Chinese, so she still has me at a disadvantage
She uses a translation app on her phone for the trickier conversations that require more than this.
She was playful and fun throughout, quite energetic and quite amorous with lots of body kissing and smiles. Not much lip kissing and definitely mouth-closed where it was. Didn't mind a bit of pussy play. OWO wasn't really worth it, but then I'm not sure why I went for it as it's something I only really enjoy when it's top-class (think: Kylie Marie / PrettyLittleEllie). Here it was OK, but punctuated with a lot of theatre about cock size and what-not.
Sex was disappointing. We started out with her insisting I go on top. I eased it in and it took a fair while to get going. She put on a good show of facial expressions and noises but I wasn't ever really sure if she was in pain or enjoying it, or somewhere in-between. I was going very slowly and gently, but she seemed very sensitive to depth. After a while I suggested she go on top, but she gasped shocked and said no way, big big etc. I tried to debate this, but no luck. Then I suggested doggy, with exactly the same response. She was resigned to the missionary position so I figured i'd see off round 1 like that and reapproach the sitaution for round 2.
So we're about 20-mins in, and after 5 minutes or so of 'chat' (using translation app), she suggested a massage. I gratefully accepted, but it was more of an oily stroke of the back than anything proper. Again no bother, she's playful and happy-go-lucky still so I figure we'd get on to round 2.
Alas, I suggest it and she says no. Too big, painful, etc. Says she'd rather sleep, then lies on me and starts to play around closing my eyes and pretending to snore etc. Now i'm never, ever going to insist a girl does anything they clearly don't want to do so after a while I just ask her if she wants me to go. She seems ambivalent, asks if I want to. I say no, but I'm not going to stay if all she wants to do is fall asleep. She says OK and so i'm up and off. (all on the app, of course!).
Can't help feeling like a twat for booking and hour and not insisting on 2 pops being inked into the pre-nup, but i've been to this place before and it's always taken as read that 1hr = 2 pops. Clearly she wasn't up for that and i'm not going to insist as that's not the kind of person I am. I did tell the chappie after and he just said it would be fine next time if we agree up front, but I don't feel that was the issue here really.
Anyway, felt a bit disgruntled with the whole thing as 120 notes for 35mins and 1 position is pushing it. Can't say i'll return but if I ever do, i'll just have to be that guy that insists on his shopping list being checked on the way in.
Very pretty girl, OK body, service below par. If you like the sound of her, I'd recommend 30mins max and no extras.
