Found myself in Berlin for work and decided that it was finally time to try out one of those fabled FKKs. Admittedly it took me a moment to psyche myself up before committing to it, but I am SO glad that I did. Just from the off, if you don't wish to read my ramblings on my experience, my general conclusion, as a newbie is: It's great, and well worth your time and money. Even just as a novelty one-off experience I think there's a lot to be gained by just showing up and seeing where the night takes you.
Location: As others have said, very easy to get to, hop on the s-bahn, get off at Westkreuz and it's a 5 minute walk from there. Easy to find, the red neon makes it hard to miss.
Time: I went on a Saturday night and got there for about 10pm, perhaps a bit later.
Budget: So, knowing there was a 90 euro entrance fee, I gave myself 400 euros for entry + other activities. The standard rate is 70 euro, one pop, covered oral, with negotiations for extras on top of that. OWO tends to be a standard 20 euro price bump. This meant for my money I had 3 opportunities, and I took those 3 opportunities over the course of the night. Beer tokens are 10 euro, so I used the spare 10 on that.
Initial impressions: Staff were helpful and kind, as others have said you get a dressing gown (in my case one much too big for me), and electronic wrist fob and a wristband. You have to get the band cut before you leave, and the fob gives you access to two lockers, a large one in the changing rooms, and a smaller one outside. As others have recommended I stored my wallet in the small locker and everything else was kept in the big locker. I went to the locker room, took off my clothes (initially shy regarding my nudity, but this was something I cared less and less about as the night wore on) and had a quick shower before donning my robe and a pair of ?crocs? that you can collect from a wall in the changing rooms. Plenty of towels available.
Let me tell you, leaving my work phone for the first time in ages in that locker and entering that smoked filled bar will be a memory that I think will stick with me for the rest of my life. Naked women everywhere, a professional dancer on a pole, and unlimited diet coke, what more could a man ask for? It was busy, and got more so throughout the night. I have no idea how many girls there were but it was many. It was a little overwhelming so first I endeavoured to get my bearings. The layout is pretty simple, everything runs through a central spiral staircase, upstairs are for those about to commit the original sin, the ground floor holds the bar and changing rooms as well as a cafeteria and a little sex cinema behind a curtain that I didn't realise was there from my prior reading. I came across it later in the night when one of the girls wanted to have some fun in there, I wasn't quite up for it. But there were just multiple people going at it. It was a sight. Anyways, I digress, the basement has a pool, a sauna, another bar, a porn cinema. There's also an outside area you can reach through the cafeteria which has another pool, a hot tub, another sauna and bar. It was a balmy summer night, so going out there to get some air was something I often did.
After walking around a bit and having a drink I was approached by the first few girls. It's all pretty simple, make eye contact, show interest and they'll approach you. Or, you can approach them. We're all adults and we know what we're there for. I never lied about being a newbie, and I was firm on my negotiation. One of the first girls I talked to wanted 150 euros for owo, kissing and one pop. I knew it was a rip off and sent her on her way, though of course respectfully and with a friendly smile.
Eventually, after having been there for about an hour, people watching, exploring, enjoying a beer and turning down the odd girl I noticed one who seemed she'd provide a good service. She had been talking to a guy next for me for a while and at no point did she immediately jump into negotiation as others did. She just had a friendly chat with this stranger and moved on. And top of that she had lovely long brown hair, great tits and toned legs. Ladies and gentleman:
1. Katya
I approached her as she sat on a couch near the bar and made small talk. I noticed she was Ukrainian and we talked about Kiev and what she made of Berlin and whatnot before eventually I offered to take her upstairs. She agreed on 120 euro for OWO, DFK and one pop. We went upstairs, she fetched a key and off we went. JESUS. She was cracking, honestly. The kissing was deep and dirty, the OWO was ravenous and sloppy and the sex was animalistic. Doggy, Cowgirl and Missionary all with a high energy. It was great, and she did everything I thought she might with aplomb and care. We chatted some more, had a few laughs and then went downstairs so I could pay her. I enjoyed myself a great deal and new I had set myself up for a good night. After this I did decide to forgo OWO and kissing in my next encounters. Kissing seemed a very hit or miss request, and honestly for the type of P&D service I was expecting elsewhere I knew this encounter wouldn't be topped. We ended up coming across each other multiple times in the rest of the night and exchanging sly glances. I was tempted more than once to take her upstairs again, but there was a menagerie of girls waiting in that bar, and I knew I had to explore them all to the best of my abilities.
After this encounter I decided to give myself an hour to recharge. I wandered around some more, had some drinks and did more people watching. You get an interesting mix of people in the place. From rich asian businessmen to kindly old German men who were up to shoot the shit. It was quite disarming how not seedy it was to how I thought it would be. Okay yes they're selling sex, but if anything I found the honesty in the place very refreshing. Speaking of seedy that leads me onto....
Girl no.2 German (honestly no idea about her name)
Girl no 2 was German and outrageously hot. She had a tight body, great ass and tits and could have been no more than 25. That was my thinking around this encounter. Initially I saw her at the bar with a friend and I walked by and looked at her before going to sit down, a minute later she was there with her (admittedly gorgeous friend) begging for a threesome. Alas I could tell from the off this would not be a threesome worth engaging in, and besides I had my budget and was going to stick to it. They were both too hot to be relying on anything other than looks to provide their service. I said just her and her friend scurried off, before long we had agreed on 70 euro and I was piping her in an upstairs room. The OW was fine, and the sex was also fine. It wasn't my worst experience, I've had poorer sex with people I haven't paid for. But it wasn't great either. I knew this though. I just couldn't resist how gorgeous she was, and I enjoyed the novelty. This is the beauty of the place I think, you can have any number of experiences and know what you're getting beforehand. It doesn't take a particularly perceptive person to read if you're going to have a good time or not.
After this encounter it was about half 12 at night, maybe a bit later, and I decided to take another hour break. I have been showering often during this just to clarify, and so should you! In this break I decided to avail myself of the downstairs pool and sauna for a little pad and sweat. By this point the nudity had become a non-issue, and I happily sat with other men in the sauna enjoying the heat. The inhibitions really go in this place. It was getting up to near 2am and I decided it was time for my last punt of the night. But decisions, decisions, who to go for? How to even pick? Impossible you might say! Well, I found one and it was a unique and memorable experience for sure.
Girl no. 3 Romanian lady (again name escapes me)
What peaked my interest with this girl is how blunt she was and how active she was. She spent a good ten minutes working the pole (not very well but admirably) and when I approached her after I found the way she spoke quite funny and refreshing. We agreed on 70 euros and she tried to get me to go behind the curtain by the bar to the sex cinema and have a romp there. I declined which seemed to disappoint her a little, but really for me it was probably a step too far too early, maybe one day though? We went upstairs and the OW was surprisingly fun and the sex was energetic. What made this experience memorable though was the conversation afterward, where we talked about the realities of the game and what she thought of it etc. There truly was no obfuscation with her. At one point in doggy as she was squeezing my balls and trying the old rom trick of a quick pop I laughed (I pretty much never cum unless it's lengthy oral or missionary lmao) and she immediately caught on and started laughing too. It was my first and perhaps only true rom P&D and I am glad I did it.
The end: So I left at about 3am, they took my bracelet, fob and sent me on my way. I was shagged out and quite frankly tired. But I had a great time and an experience I do not think I ever shall forget. Caught a taxi home even though the s-bahn was still running and fell onto my hotel bed. If you ever get the chance guys, go to Artemis. Trust me, it's something you will not ever forget.
