Adele4u - London - I am back! :-S

[Bigus Dickus]

She did mention a bloke who she called Sir and that he was hung like a budgie

 

[jamesdoug]

She told me that she is a medical student too, a claim that I took with a hefty pinch of salt.  Although she is undoubtedly a bright lady and does have a certain degree of clinical knowledge, I find it hard to believe that she can fit the high intensity of a medical degree course around the punishing schedule of a busy and very popular escort. But I might be wrong.

Totally agree with this... I was wondering the same...

Anyway she is very good at making you feel special but she knows very well when is the right time to be business-oriented... nothing wrong with that, just good to know it.

She is lovely and stunning though

[unclesweetheart]

Totally agree with this... I was wondering the same...

Anyway she is very good at making you feel special but she knows very well when is the right time to be business-oriented... nothing wrong with that, just good to know it.

She is lovely and stunning though

I've no doubt that what she says is true. She's told me a lot about her medical training, and it adds up. On the exceptionally mature my-cock-is-bigger-than-yours front, it's worth calling to mind the packages Adele has very visibly enjoyed in her performing career. I'm sure very few of us can er hold a candle to them. W8 is obviously the exception in this as in so much else. I should imagine, as she reads this forum, that she'll be delighted that you let that bit of information slip, Sir.

[jamesdoug]

I don't work in a medical field so I rely on others' expertise regarding it.
She is very intelligent and she does what she does very well.

She is the brightest I ever come across on the website...

[Jason]

What Adele is saying about her studies is true. As for Sir W8’s claims about packing this is what he said a few days ago (nb. you may read the full review here)

To be honest I hesitated somewhat before requesting a meeting. Downstairs, I am half the man Danny D is and although my previous encounters with touring porn starlets (Sam James, Cathy Heaven, Jill Kelly, Tyler Faith, Carmella Bing, Miho Lechter, Girlfriend Dior, etc) were largely positive, it’s easy to feel somewhat intimidated due to their considerable prior experience of getting fucked senseless by equine-sized cocks.

P.S: The cock of Danny D was measured by Tanya Tate in External Link/Members Only to be a bit less than 10 inches.

[Bigus Dickus]

So Mr West8 is packing 5 inches! 

[yorkshire123]

So Mr West8 is packing 5 inches! 

And don't forget they are man inches, you need to subtract at least 20% to get nearer the truth = 4 inches 

[Bigus Dickus]

So as not to let Mr West8 hijack anther thread Miss Adele is up there on top of the highly recommended London list! I am really looking forward to seeing her again. 

[west8]

What Adele is saying about her studies is true. As for Sir W8’s claims about packing this is what he said a few days ago (nb. you may read the full review here)

P.S: The cock of Danny D was measured by Tanya Tate in External Link/Members Only to be a bit less than 10 inches.

I'd always thought 5 inches was a fair size .. thanks for bursting my bubble guys

Surprising about Mr D .. I feel better now Jason, thanks!

[unclesweetheart]

So Mr West8 is packing 5 inches! 

Hey, don't knock 5 inches, BD. We all do the best with what we're given...

I just want to say that in my times with Adele this forum has very occasionally come up. She's been absolutely discrete about discussing other punters - that is, she doesn't. She changed the subject when I broached it - absolutely right. After all, we had better things to do. As a first-class escort, she understands that there are certain things that may be discussed between punter and provider that are private. If she let her guard slip and complained about average-sized guys when in her session with Monster Cock W8 - which seems at best dubious - then W8, who apparently was taken to heaven and back by Adele, and rated her at 5,000/10 on account of her superlative GFE, should have had the sense to keep it between him and Adele. The fact that he couldn't resist the impulse to gloat over fellow-punters and broadcast something which would embarrass a first-class provider with her clients from this forum entitles him to WOTW, in perpetuity.

[west8]

unclesweetheart, do you REALLY think that other members of this board were discussed in any way, shape or form?

Jesus, get a fucking grip .. and a sense of humour while you're at it!

500/10

[Bigus Dickus]

I was only joking about the size comments. She's not mentioned anything but the size comments have certainly caused a few paranoid comments!   

[unclesweetheart]

LOL!  The only thing superior about me (according to Adele) is what I'm packing below. Apparently most of you guys - at 4-5 inches - don't measure up. 

Sorry ...



Exactly. But we do know one thing: she will own her class when it comes to Clinical Anatomy 

"Apparently most of you guys - at 4-5 inches - don't measure up." You mentioned us. You gloated. I'm sure that Adele wouldn't have mentioned anyone by name. Of fucking course. You take something she might have said to you in confidence and broadcast it, without thinking of the consequences. I have a superb sense of humour, thanks. You need to learn something about discretion.

I'll try to spell it out. Most prostitutes will see men with average-sized cocks. The average size of an erect cock is 5 inches. If you broadcast on a public forum that a girl disparages ordinary-sized cocks, and is so grateful to have been given, by you, the opportunity to enjoy an above-average one, that is unlikely to work in her favour. Especially since the girl in question is an ex-porn actress. That is why you should have shut the fuck up. Clear?

[west8]

I was only joking about the size comments. She's not mentioned anything but the size comments have certainly caused a few paranoid comments!   

Exactly!   

"Apparently most of you guys - at 4-5 inches - don't measure up." You mentioned us. You gloated. I'm sure that Adele wouldn't have mentioned anyone by name. Of fucking course. You take something she might have said to you in confidence and broadcast it, without thinking of the consequences. I have a superb sense of humour, thanks. You need to learn something about discretion.

I'll try to spell it out. Most prostitutes will see men with average-sized cocks. The average size of an erect cock is 5 inches. If you broadcast on a public forum that a girl disparages ordinary-sized cocks, and is so grateful to have been given, by you, the opportunity to enjoy an above-average one, that is unlikely to work in her favour. Especially since the girl in question is an ex-porn actress. That is why you should have shut the fuck up. Clear?

I'm starting to think you have never met Adele. Anyone that has would know how discreet she is ... and that what I wrote about cock size is my usual self-deprecating attempt at humour.

Seems I might have hit a raw (modest-sized) nerve with some! 

[unclesweetheart]

Ok. Could you explain how telling the world that you have brightened a WG's day by revealing that you have an above average-sized cock is self-deprecating?

[west8]

Wow, you really are serious?

See Jason's post - I think he 'got' the joke

For the record: I DO NOT have a large cock.

Feel better now? Seriously ...

[Bigus Dickus]

Can you two cock watchers take your cock measuring to PM. 

[unclesweetheart]

Wow, you really are serious?

See Jason's post - I think he 'got' the joke

For the record: I DO NOT have a large cock.

Feel better now? Seriously ...

Good luck with Adele when you next see her.

[west8]

Good luck with Adele when you next see her.

Thanks. Didn't mean to upset you unclesweetheart - I really don't have a big cock, sadly

[Bigus Dickus]

I just had a fantastic 3-4 hours with Adele today. She is such a lovely girl who just delivers every time. We did lots of fun activities including making our own little porn movie! 

I don't think she can be beaten for her attention to detail to us punters. Every punt is just relaxing and with the right mix of filth!

She also pulled a little Santa costume out of her bag of tricks! 

Merry Christmas! 

Oh I showed her a funny trick with a rubber which had her in stitches!

[Sir Knumbskull]

Oh I showed her a funny trick with a rubber which had her in stitches!

PLEASE... tellmeyoudidn'tputitonyourheadandblowitup? 

I must book a return visit at some point, it's been a long while now, however have recently seen a well reviewed 'colleague' of hers and was completely blown away... I have a new favourite, review to follow during next week.

[Bigus Dickus]

PLEASE... tellmeyoudidn'tputitonyourheadandblowitup? 

Where you watching from the wardrobe?

 

[Sir Knumbskull]

Where you watching from the wardrobe?

 

Shit! The secrets out! That's where we all queue up!!!