After a long punting exodus I found myself alone and erect in Barcelona on a work trip. After hours of searching I decided to head to Haima for a little bit of slap and tickle.
On my way to the Roma location I spot a lady standing outside of a bar and my scumbag sense started tingling. She was the Madam of Haima Urgel 150. I walked in and was asked if I wanted a drink or to sow my wild oats. I opted to make a deposit at the bank of clunge.
I was ushered into a side room and had a parade of milkshake thicc ladies present themselves to me one by one. When the dominican lady with the phaaat ass walked in, I knew I was done. After selecting my companion I bought a €10 bottle of Stella for me and €30 euro glass of prosecco for my dominicana friend. I could see my ancestors shaking their head at me in the clouds, mufasa style.
Time to pay, and I was thinking with the little brain and ended up paying €165 total for 30 minutes plus the drinks. Pretty sure I was overcharged but I didn't really care. The only issue is my card was charged twice, (it was declined but still held on my card) leading me to think I was being scammed, but the second charged has dropped of my credit card.
Up into the room we went and on with the dom, decent OW. After that she climbed on top and rode me cowgirl, before we moved to doggy and then missionary where I used the last of my energy to give her hardcore (albiet 2 minute max) pounding. Bust a nut, had some rubbish chit chat and walked out into the night a lot poorer.
Would I recommend it? Potentially. It's too expensive and I wasn't allowed to kiss, which is my thing. But I needed to bust a nut with minimum fuss and that was achieved. YMMV depending on the girl you pick but I will probably try another Haima the next time I am in Barcelona.
