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£50 for 1 hour naked massageA google search for Croydon parlours turned up this low-key establishment. Doesn't seem to advertise beyond the website itself. Comms were speedy and efficient.
Terraced house in South Croydon not far from the shops. On a busy main road unfortunately. But does anyone give a shit, really? The SP was a very friendly, smiley, slightly curvy Asian woman - thirties maybe? wearing a vest top and leggings. Obviously English born and bred. "Mya" says she does the job as a paid hobby to support a day job which allows her to work from home.
Obviously, massaging in her lunch hour and time off. The house was a bit rundown, damp on the walls etc in the hall, but the room itself seemed clean and tranquil, with candles, curtains drawn and a decent table. Was told to undress, which I did fully. There was no attempt made to cover me up, but Mia mentioned that she'd recently blocked a client who kept asking for extras.
I sussed that would be a legit massage but my nudity added an erotic element - for me anyway. Mya wasn't bothered by my cock flapping about as we chatted in the room or when I became erect on the turn-over. Inside thighs, bum and lower stomach were all massaged, but no hint of accidental brushing etc. I may as well had a pair of pants on.
The massage ended and I was coated in so much oil I felt like a turkey who'd been basted in preparation for Christmas dinner. No shower was offered. Instead I had to mop up the excess with a towel. When I got home I realised there were oil stains from my body on my T-shirt, so that went in the bin. Fortunately, it was a just a day-to-day M&S job.
So… the massage itself was Swedish, long languid strokes, not hard at all, very relaxing and soothing and pleasant. At the end. Mya chatted to me quite merrily while I stood there with a huge erection and tried to get my kit back on. I found it exciting and erotic but no desire to repeat.
I also think Mya is being a bit naive of she thinks she isn't going to get asked for extras. When no towel or sheet is used to protect the modesty, especially on the turn, men start thinking with their cocks.
Nice woman, anyway and a nice legit massage.
