I love big butts and I love Brazilians; the two often go hand-in-hand. So I had Shine Luna on my faves list for a long time but don't work anywhere near King's Cross so never got around to seeing her. I made do with the pics of her ridiculous bubble butt on her gallery page instead.
But two weeks ago I was nearby and on a whim called her. She answered sounding like I'd woken her despite it being 3.30pm. She texted me her address and asked me to call when outside. I duly parked and outside the texted address called her. This is a ploy of hers. She can look out her window and see you on the street (which makes sense). Her flat is next to the YMCA on the top floor. She buzzed me up. The room I was taken into was dark and stuffy.
Luna is much taller than I imagined. Nearly six foot in heels. She was wearing a white dress and looks more African in reality. She also has braces on her teeth but I quite like that. She is also a big girl. Her pics make her look slimmer than how she is in the flesh – combined with her height she looks Amazonian. Her bubble butt is indeed huge but also marked with cellulite as are her big thighs. Her pics are highly selective in that regard as she looks like an angel in most of them.
Luna won't offer anything more than the merest of kisses on the lips before turning her head. The blow job was covered, but I didn't care because... she stank. She really smelt bad. That funky smell of rubber (another punter had obviously been around and she hadn't showered after) sweaty crevices and a faecal matter. I think she'd fucked someone earlier, fell asleep, had a shit and then fell asleep again before I arrived.
I paid £80 for half an hour and was out within 20 mins. She wasn't rude to me or owt. She was pleasant enough, it's just the service was highly impersonal and she stank. I wouldn't recommend her.