Author Topic: Topless massage new - Bayswater  (Read 2571 times)


91 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 6484106) (75 positive, 12 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by scutty brown]

Offline cptcoconut

This is a mid positive.

Service: 30 mins £40 (Great vfm in my opinion)

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Date: Jan 23

Booking: She doesn't display her number nor use the AW system - you have to email her, and then you get an auto reply email with her number. Text to setup, easy comms, she was responsive throughout.

Location: About 5 mins away from Bayswater station. Holy crap I kid you not, my tiny dorm in uni was larger than her flat, it is very small (as noted by others). But, it's definitely good enough for the purposes so it's fine, but bear in mind if you're thinking of booking. There is no toilet in the flat, she gives you instructions on how to access the shared toilet before going up to her flat if you need it. There is a shower, it is absolutely tiny, but servicable - good enough for the post-shower, which is all you really need.

The girl: As many have commented on, lovely young looking girl, but has one black tooth, which does show when she smiles (which is a lot tbf). Didn't bother me too much, but a point to note for those for whom this would be a problem.

The service: Asks what I want, I say I wanna pop once in 30mins and to edge throughout. She asks if I want a massage first, I say nah let's go straight to the HJ. Her top comes off (panties stay on tho), and I'm told that the nipples are off-limits, can just cup the breast. No kissing on offer (this is advertised). On with the HJ, and holy shit she really knows what she's doing here, bringing me to the edge and easing off when I'm nearly there, honestly I was on the edge for the entire session right before the pop, she clearly knows what she's doing. I pop, have a shower, and leave.

One annoyance - she's really strict about that nipples being off limits point, even if you accidentaly palm the nipple she'll complain and tell you off - fair enough for that to be off limits and this was communicated, but I was definitely not trying to push boundaries or anyhing, just accidental slight touches were enough to set her off, and she did chide me a couple times. Not the worst experience in the world, but be mindful that you won't get full boob access.

It was good, but think I need a little more out of my punts unfortunately, otherwise this would be a great VFM option.

***Programming note: I've been a long-time lurker and have had a few great punts thanks to reviews here, so thought it was finally time for me to start contributing. I'll make full use of the 1 year grace for new members, but then reviews will probably slow to about 1/2 a month as I'm trying to limit my punts to save on spending (or so he says lol, let's see how long that lasts).***

Offline lee1

Thanks for the review.

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Does she even have boobs? The pics suggest not.

Offline cptcoconut

Thanks to whoever moved it - sorry my bad, I'm new to this reviewing thing, will get the hang of it just give me time!

Does she even have boobs? The pics suggest not.

They're small, but perky - I'd guess A cups (but I'm rubbish with sizes sorry) - there is still a bit to grab on to (albeit you need to be v careful about avoiding them nips)!

Offline tantraman

The girl: As many have commented on, lovely young looking girl, but has one black tooth, which does show when she smiles (which is a lot tbf) ...

... bodyshots collected here :music:

Offline Munter84

Yes, Linda is very specific and particular about a lot of things, and even as a repeat client she still insists on going through her well rehearsed song and dance of text message directions. And yeah, I've fallen foul of making brief accidental contact with her nipples too - the way she reacts almost suggests some phobia on her part. Stay on her good side though and all is fantastic.

Welcome to the forum matey, and your reviews so far have all been excellent, much appreciated!

Offline welby

Linda provides good vfm and takes her personal hygiene seriously. That's why we always go back inspite of her shortcomings.