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TLDR: Face 6/10, Body 4/10, Service 5/10
Location: Apartment just north of Nottingham city centre. On-street parking @ 1.20 an hour which isn't bad, and spaces right outside. Flat's just a flat, not much to say about it. Her room - well the room's pretty small anyway, but she'd taken the mattress off the bed and put it on the floor next to it, so basically almost no floor space left at all. The mattress was OK but makes things awkward with it being on the floor so not the best experience. Apparently the bed was fucked and made too much noise to use for anything other than sleeping.
Girl: Not the best tbh. I'm pretty fussy on looks but there's something about paying to fuck a girl that's not a stunner (in my eyes at least) that irks me. Facially she's OK but body-wise nothing to write home about... very short, kind've chubby with small tits. Probably fairly young, mid-late 20s perhaps. Nothing offensive, but nothing that I found particularly sexy either. She was entirely wrapped in a gown until i'd paid up, and I never feel comfortable asking to survey the goods before deciding to stay. Took a risk and wasn't that chuffed.
Action: I'd been sent a list of prices and extras, but I rarely pay for those unless i'm blown away by the girl. Her English wasn't great so we cracked on with OW, then into Sex CG and finished in doggy. quick suck, two positions and that's that. She wasn't rushing things at all, and I think doggy was a bit of an issue for her (despite her suggesting it) as she spent half of it trying to keep half of me out of her it seemed. Can't remember if there was any kissing, but if there was it would have been brief enough to slip my mind. Still, finished up and was expecting the usual Thai offer of a massage to pass the remainder of the time but this wasn't offered or hinted at and at this point I was too hot to bother so we ended things there.
Left with the acute feeling i'd absolutely wasted the money. Not expensive particularly, but not so long ago 70 quid would have bought an hour with one of several hot young blondes in Leicester and I can't help comparing. I'm well aware of things going up in price (cozzy livs maayyyte) but this stood out as a lackluster experience.
Giving it a Neutral as she did put some effort in during sex and didn't rush anything, which keeps it from being a negative.
Topic: Lucky from Thailand - Nottingham (Read 885 times)