I’ll keep the action brief as the main reason I’m leaving this review is to try to keep other punters safe. MODS: Can you please index this review with her other one (that's positive) for safety?
A key thing to understand is that she barely understands English, so I’m sure many things I said to her she didn’t properly comprehend. It cost £300 for the hour plus more which I'll explain later.
LinksExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyCommsGood. Easy to arrange quite spontaneously. Asked to “send live location” via WhatsApp which I did reluctantly as there was the small chance she could send some thug to rob me on my way.
LocationFlat was around 10 mins walk from Gloucester Road station. Seemed like a decent flat. Shower was tiny. Bedroom not very big. Initially the lights were off with kitsch small multicoloured disco style light. Her English is extremely limited but I gestured to see if it was OK to turn the light on. It was too bright for both of us so she turned on some small bedside lights.
ActionSome DFK which was reasonable. She grabbed my arse and slapped it. Soon directed my hand down to her cock. It was just like in the photos, surprisingly thick and maybe 7.5 inches. Instructed me down to my knees and I sucked while they stayed on their phone texting and listening to voice messages which was a real turn off. I then gestured to get on the bed where we rubbed cocks briefly.
She then instructed me to bend over on the bed for doggy. Gave me some poppers which I briefly inhaled. Asked me if I was clean to which I said I was. Fingered my bum with lube. Slowly inserted and broke me in. Kept telling me to get down but also back. It was reasonable. There was a mirror for the view. I wanted to get on top and gestured to do so. She told me to get on my knees and I kept sucking while she was on her phone.
I then asked again if I could top and she said no and noticed there was a streak of shit on the towel that she had laid down and by accident for a split second I had sat on the bed away from the towel leaving a very small and incredibly faint mark. I asked if I could fuck her, she said no, she’s only top. She told me I should just cum. I said I didn’t want to yet and threatened to leave her a bad review online. I said I wanted to just get dressed and go.
She said are you crazy?! She said I had to pay her for making a mess. I said she could just put the towel in the wash and it was a small stain. She dashed off to the kitchen and returned with an icepick which she stabbed into the side of the door. She said that I’m crazy but she is crazy too. She said I had to pay her for making a mess. I nervously said “would £20 be OK?” She said no, much more. I said “what about £80?”. She made me empty my wallet of cash and show her the inside to prove I had done so. It was probably £100 maybe a bit more than that. She was now holding the icepick.
She then said I had to do a bank transfer for £2,000 to her personal name because she’s a very beautiful girl. I said no. I kept my eyes on her as she held the ice pick in her right hand and backed her off into the kitchen. I wasn’t going to pay £2k for a small mess and thought I could likely overpower her and get hold of the weapon or if she did stab me it was aiming more towards my chest so might not be fatal. But truth be told I thought she was bluffing as stabbing me for £2k and her feeling irate / disrespected seemed absurd.
We then returned to the bedroom and she said “you really are crazy”. I started getting dressed while keeping an eye on her. She tried to hurry up and told me not to forget my shoes. I ensured I had everything. She stood at the door and I left without saying a word.
I’ve never experienced anything like it in my whole life. I certainly wasn’t expecting this after the OP left a positive review that sounded like it was from a parallel universe compared to mine.
Even if I had gone for a colonic irrigation and had the cleanest insides in the world, it would have been a bad punt. She was on her phone for at least half of it. Refused to allow me to top and certain other subtle things weren’t good.
While I know I should really quit this “hobby”. My advice to OP’s who want to not end up in such crazy situations is to try to find girls who are part of agencies who have MULTIPLE positive reviews. I have seen Jessica Rayalla and Patricia Lombardi who both offer good services, are level headed and kind and understanding if you make a slight mess. Really I should have douched but thought I might get away with it or she just wouldn’t mind.
I’ve considered calling the Police but:
1. Explaining how I got in that situation would be very embarrassing.
2. It’s a situation with no witnesses and probably no CCTV in the flat, so my word VS someone who doesn’t speak English.
3. Many of the Police in this country don’t like pursuing serious offences these days.
With the trans always remember that they were born as men, most of the Brazilians come from a relatively poor background and probably have seen a lot more violence than a typical Brit. I’m thankful that I left the situation unharmed and sincerely hope none of you guys ever face such a situation. I only found the Shemale Wiki link post-punt but if I had seen it earlier, I would have steered clear. Do your due diligence, lads.
