External Link/Members OnlyWon't bore you with the details of the great comms and location were because when a punt is as shit as this , who gives a fuck.
£60 for 30min (yeah I know, you get what you pay for)
Got to the place and the girl at the door clearly wasn't the one in the photo (see below) , but she looked good enough, so I thought I would give her a go. Said she was Colombian - didn't speak much English
Once we did the paper work, she told me to lay on the bed and proceeded to give me the most mechanical bj ever (ow). Got boring after a while so I gestured that I wanted to move on to something else and she gestured that she wanted me on top. This is where it got awkward.. she had her hand over her pussy and was only letting me go in about two inches, and tbh I couldn't really tell how much of her pussy I was fucking and how much of it was her hand. And to make it more awkward she was trying to get me to lie horizontally with her so I had event less room to manoeuvre between her hand and pussy.
Totally frustrated with this weird way of having sex I asked if she could do CG. She said no (!) I then asked if she did doggy. She said no (!!) but gestured that I could do her on her side (kind of like I was spooning her - but with her had over her pussy of course). After about two pumps of only letting me go knob deep in another restrictive awkward position I'd had enough.
At this stage I didn't even care about the money. I just wanted to get the fuck out of there and put the worst sex of my life behind me, but as I was leaving she gave me £40 back which was nice of her.
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