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The agreement
£80 for 30 mins including kissing and owo (I got neither)
The location
Bracebridge Heath area, a javelin missile's distance from RAF Waddington.
The girl
Mid to late-thirties, long black hair, slim east African type physique, rough-looking, chatty, a bit loopy, and full of shit.
The meet
Got suckered in by the desire for an ebony, as we don't get that many round here, so, having had a couple of successful punts with black ladies down Burton Rd, I thought I'd take a chance on this one, knowing there was no feedback (or even a profile) on AW, and the pics obviously being stolen from someone else.
Easy comms and was let in with no drama.
She was wearing a black nightie that hitched up her arse and gave a good view of her long black legs and nice arse. Tits were poking out the top and I was reasonably impressed. Obviously not the girl in the pics, so it would have been a negative for that alone unless the real girl was equal to or better than the ones in the profile, which has happened to me before. She claims to speak Spanish but had a heavy African accent.
The house was nice and quiet and I was led into the front bedroom. There was a bed on one side and a mattress on the other. No prizes for guessing which one I was forced to use. Seemed clean enough in the bright light.
She was all chatty and touchy feely at first. Boasted that she was going to be my queen and give me the best blowjob of my life. What followed was a bland, disinterested and awkward session, which she tried to rush, refused to carry out the services she (or her maid) promised, and left me feeling dirty and eighty pounds lighter.
Blowjob was crap. She turned around so her back was to me as if I wouldn't be able to tell she was putting a condom on my (admittedly) rock hard dick. I tolerated this toothy, far from the "best blowjob of my life" for a few minutes before putting an end to it.
Had he get on top but she went into reverse cowgirl, which I'm not a fan of, and refused to turn round. She grinded away in a business-like manner and made me jump by shouting out that we're both going to come together. I thought she was joking until she got off and I actually saw juice dripping out of her hole. TMI? Apologies.
Got her into doggy and she did that thing where she wouldn't open her legs out. I absolutely hate that position. Refused to kiss saying she couldn't twist her neck round far enough.
Into missionary and finally I got some of the coldest, most passionless kissing ever. If she isn't into kissing, fine, but then don't bloody agree to it and charge over the going rate and then fail to justify it.
"Don't bite" she moaned as I sucked on her nipples. I've never bitten a woman in my life. Was getting really bored by this point and, ignoring her promise that she'd let me cum in her mouth (I knew she'd just end up trying to wank me off instead), I gave her a good pounding to get myself over the line while she half-opened her eye to make sure I was done, before going straight into moody cow mode.
She's off to Newcastle next, apparently. Avoid, my Geordie friends.
