My Bangkok trip

[Fisherman]

Arrived in Bangkok this afternoon, will update on my adventures here.

After booking in etc I walked out of my hotel turned the corner to come face to face with a really attractive girl. This is what she said "Hi I have a room here let's go" when I said no she replied "I have a really big cock"

I haven't laughed so hard for a long time

Now sat in hooter opposite Nana Plaza watching the world go by"
Really knackered but let's see what occurs tonight

[METEOR]

Arrived in Bangkok this afternoon, will update on my adventures here.

After booking in etc I walked out of my hotel turned the corner to come face to face with a really attractive girl. This is what she said "Hi I have a room here let's go" when I said no she replied "I have a really big cock"

I haven't laughed so hard for a long time

Now sat in hooter opposite Nana Plaza watching the world go by"
Really knackered but let's see what occurs tonight

Haha the ladyboys are pretty funny, if it was one.
Those bars around nana are great for people watching

[thetinman007]

I found the LBs bloody aggressive in soi Cowboy. Wouldn't take no for an answer! Check out Jungle Jim's and the ba next door in soi Cowboy. Ladies aren't lookers but you do get a LOT of action for a lady drink :-)

[toon972]

Looking forward to your report back as am thinking of going.

[southcoastpunter]

Looking forward to your report back as am thinking of going.

don't think about it any more - just go. you will have a great time. there are lots of existing and recent threads on Bangkok, Pattaya and Patong (Phuket). actually if you have 2 weeks or more, i would suggest those three destinations - lots of action in all 3 with the added bonus of a great beach and vibe in Patong. obviously Thailand is about more than just punting - the good thing is that  "getting sex" seems easy anywhere thanks to things like ThaiFriendly and their attitude to paid sex.

[Fisherman]

First night was going to be a quiet one ha ha

Decided I had to watch the Grand Prix so found a bar next door to Nana Plaza can’t remember the name, ordered a beer , quickly joined an attractive middle aged lady who was great to talk too but wasn’t going any further one beer and two lady drinks 500 baht

Ventured into Nana plaza and after a walk around went to Billboard based on the recommendation of the lady above, the girls in here all lookers , 7s 8s + . The bar is quite nice and modern the girls take turns to stand on stage and move about a bit wouldn’t call it dancing, they all have numbers and you can ask for one to join you. They are not pushy at all. There is another area looks like a big bathHad two drinks 400 baht but for some reason wasn’t feeling it so went for a walk.

Stopped at a legit massage shop for 1 hour foot massage, absolute bliss 350 + 100 baht tip = approx £10  baht bargain.


Wandered back to Nana and decided on Angelwitch bar,  a bit older,  the have live shows and some good music. They are much more pushy in here the ladies serving drinks (not lookers) wanted lady drinks, at one point even the dj wanted one !.

Now it quite hard to talk in the clubs with the noise and the accent and basic English from the girls so I have no idea of names  but was approached by no 99 who name might have been Pom no 99. She sat with me for 5 mins at which point I felt obliged to buy her a lady drink. This is where it got interesting, once bought she got vey handsy , lots of playing with my junk outside short, as the evening progressed more and more , she got he tits out let me play and suck them, put my hand on the puss etc etc.

Now strange thing was she was not pushy with the drinks but the servers were but hey you know what you are in for or should do.

Then she asked could she invite her friend over no 24, why not ! So I ended up with a girl each side both with their hands everywhere and my hands not knowing where to go next.

Then mamasan appeared, scary looking big older lady, asked if I wanted to take the girls out 100 bath each barfine + 3000 bath for each girl, I declined. About half hour later she was back (wanting a lady drink herself) and offered to cut the bar fine and the lady price to 500 and 2500 soo 6000 in total (£135). I agreed.

Bar bill was 3000 baht in the end I re con 50% of that was lady drinks for the servers and mamasan by way of a tip


Back to my hotel 10 mins walk from Nana, no problem booking two girls in  (they take their id card) seems embarrassing but nobody bated an eyelid, no extra charge.

Quick shower for all, then an hour of intertwined bodies including owo from both , sex (covered) with both ball licking until I popped. No 99 seemed more experienced as sher was guiding no 24. I can’t go again these days so that was it, off they went into the night. Phone call from reception to check everything was ok.

I collapsed in bed jet lagged, drink and the post sex eye lid failure sending me straight to sleep. 9 more day in Bangkok !

This morning have, learnt allot from last night, could have got more out of billboard if I had been less passive, be stronger with denying the extra drinks for servers etc.

Apologies for any typos or auto correct I haven’t spotted

[dick turpin45]

Sounds like a good first night. Mow get over to soi cowboy and take a look in suzy wongs, you won't be disappointed

[HeadChef]

Question for OP:  Which hotel close to Nana Plaza?  I am interested that you were able to take 2 guests to your room, presumably without charge.  I haven't stayed in any hotel that allowed that.

[Fisherman]

Question for OP:  Which hotel close to Nana Plaza?  I am interested that you were able to take 2 guests to your room, presumably without charge.  I haven't stayed in any hotel that allowed that.

Park royal suites, look them up they are on booking.com, I guess I can't guarantee that I won't be charged but nothing was mentioned.

The rooms are good not excellent, facilities in the room have include a washing machine and cooker etc, Bathroom good Aircon adequate. Washing machine going to be needed  the amount I am sweating, it hot and bloody humid !!

[bigbrit]

Gonna love to read this. Been off the site a few years as I moved abroad. Just booked 19 nights in Thailand from 2nd November, been there before before COVID and can’t wait to get back. Your tips will be invaluable for my adventures.. lol

[Single.daddy]

Gonna love to read this. Been off the site a few years as I moved abroad. Just booked 19 nights in Thailand from 2nd November, been there before before COVID and can’t wait to get back. Your tips will be invaluable for my adventures.. lol

I am planning to go there in October, so I can add some experience here as well.

[toon972]

don't think about it any more - just go. you will have a great time. there are lots of existing and recent threads on Bangkok, Pattaya and Patong (Phuket). actually if you have 2 weeks or more, i would suggest those three destinations - lots of action in all 3 with the added bonus of a great beach and vibe in Patong. obviously Thailand is about more than just punting - the good thing is that  "getting sex" seems easy anywhere thanks to things like ThaiFriendly and their attitude to paid sex.

Thank you, yes more than likely going. I have been looking at you tube videos especially the freelancer ones. Saw a soapy massage video and know it is more expensive but looks like a good experience. I have joined ThaiFriendly and will pay the membership when I am closer to going.

[toon972]

Thank you, looking forward to all reports.

[Fisherman]

Day 2 part 1

Woke up with a hangover I don’t do alcohol very well !

Decided on a legit massage to try and clear it, will review this later so those not interested can ignore it

Partial restored decided to walk to soi cowboy , this was about 1:00 pm , it’s normally about 20 -30 min walk from Nana area, however the heat and humidity mean slow walking and diving into a shopping mall to get some air con for 10 mins , I shit you not it’s that hot, sweat dripping in your eyes shirt soaking kind of hot.

Arrived at soy cowboy and its dead, so tip number 1 , the action at Anna and so I cowboy doesn’t really start until 8:00 pm !

Had a really nice lunch round the corner from so I cowboy great Thai food, whilst eating checked my research for a nearby soapy or nuru massage place.

Aya massage came up as an upmarket place about 15 min walk away so off I toddled, past about 10 other massage place on the way some legit looking and others not so much, it’s pretty easy to see, generally uniforms are a sign but not always.

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Aya was on a side street , unusually no girls outside trying to drag you in so walked in to find 20 ish girls sitting around in sexy outfits. Ushered to sit in the middle then a lady came over with an iPad and showed me an option of 1 hour Nuru for 3000 baht (£65) . Didn’t show me any other option so went with that, should have asked out of interest.

Then the line up, now given the choice out of 5 I can cope but twenty girls all looking at you and smiling , hoping you pick them (it’s there income), I panic a bit so one quick scan and I pick the one that strikes me as most attractive at first glance, had I taken more time may have picked differently but wasn’t disappointed with my choice looks wise. Her name is De De

Taken upstairs ,the room was ok, careful not to judge by western standards. She showered me (I bloody needed it). Nice showe , encouraged to play with her tits , while she washed and played with my bits, out of the shower she dried me and started a session of full on dfk and mutual gropping, lasted about 5- 10 mins. This really got the old fella interested.

Onto the bed covered in plastic sheet face down, covered in Nuru gel, surprisingly cold, I thought it had to be heated but hey seemed to work, lots of sliding in various orientations. After about 15 minutes she got me to turn over and same thing but o could get my hands involved , happy with touching every where but didn’t push it that far, kept her puss out of reach of my tongue 

She got the old fella fully up using her tits and applied the condom, I was expecting a bit of a blowjob but no straight into sex , she rode me like it was the grand national, great sight, she had good stamina, she switched around to reverse cow girl and went at it again, again nice view.

She must have got tired so flipped over and presented herself on her hands and knees, in I went and a few minutes later off I popped.

Some mediocre massage and cuddling followed with some chat about her life and time was up. She showered me again and then helped me dress, 200 baht tip and off I went thru the bevy of beauties downstairs.

So rating, nice place, great looking girl, great dfk and shower play, nice Nuru experience, great sex, no blowjob, no ro

Probably give this 6-7 out of 10, have remember this is one girl at the place experience may be different with the other girls

Any questions let me

Part 2 to follow need some breakfast/lunch

[Single.daddy]

Good report, waiting for part 2

[Fisherman]

Day 2 part 2

After Aya I killed a couple ours in a bar on the edge of Soi cowboy with some food and a beer or two.

Took a walk into Soi cowboy around 8:00, bars started get going

Stopped at a small bar just inside had a drink while people watching, one of the serving girls sat with me , saw I was sweating and brought me a cold wet towel , came out of a packet, just a small thing but appreciated so I bought her a drink and had a chat. Single mother of three living in Bangkok on her own to support her kids back at her home village.

I know I can't fix the world but started to play on my conscience a bit so left after one drink, pulled myself together and went in search of fun, sorry for the fluffy bit.

So jungle Jim's and the one next door Suzie Wong's were recommended but also mentioned that the girls were not lookers, your not wrong, beer goggles not sufficiently strong enough at that point so ended up in Tilac, the bar from hangover 2

Ordered a drink, and a little cuttie named M came and sat with me, she was cute so went with it. Bought her a lady drink, she became very friendly. It was her first day as a dancer, before she had worked outside bringing in customers. BS I hear you all shout but it seemed true all the other staff kept giving her the thumbs up. Mamasan came over and told me her first day very happy she got customer, 1000 bath bar fine if I wanted.

Anyway the more drink I bought for the more friendly she became, full on dfk , dry humping , feeling and sucking her tits. She couldn't do more with lower clothes on.

I wanted to take her back but knew after the Nuru massage I would struggle, age catching up with me.

Called it at around 11:00 so after a good couple of hours , total bar bill 3000 baht (£65). This included drinks for Mamasan and a couple of servers, yes I know, but it does seem to get you better service. One tip I was drinking Corona not local beer the is is 2-3 times more expensive than local bees and about twice as expensive as cocktail or spirit so could have cut the bill a bit there.

When I left M was very upset so made it difficult

Walked home and popped into Thermae cafe on the way it's about half way between Nana and Soi cowboy. As you walk up to it there are more and more freelancers on the street, lots of lady boys, easy to spot they have an arrogant air about them and are very pushy.

Inside you are made to buy a drink and then it's a full on cattle market, the girls set around the edge and in the middle, the men circle in a channel in between.

Quite a surreal experience knowing you can have any of the women in there, some girls will try to attract your attention or even grab you but most just sit there demurly. As I wasn't buying I left after 15 mins.

By now jet lag was really kicking so finished the walk back, another shower and in bed by 12:30 sad I know but hey you can only do what you can do.


Some further info on Tilac. About twenty dancers girate on stage for about 15 mins, then they swap over for another team, there are 4 teams. They are rated some how the top ones being models, my girl was in the bottom team as she only just started as a dancer. I must say the Model team was a cut above the others, could really see a difference between the other teams. The barfine is more the higher up the teams you go.

Talking to some of the servers while my girl danced, she had to unless I barfined her, they are only just recovering from COVID. One of the servers has been there over 20 years and has big debts as they didn't work for two years.

Any questions ask


 

[Single.daddy]

Good one, should have kept some blue pills!

[Fisherman]

Getting it up is one thing, and I have blue and other coloured pills for that but

A they make me feel crap, B they give me a strange erection, C they stop me cuming

Maybe not found the right dose

[Single.daddy]

Getting it up is one thing, and I have blue and other coloured pills for that but

A they make me feel crap, B they give me a strange erection, C they stop me cuming

Maybe not found the right dose

I see! Enjoy your time.

[Fisherman]

By pass if not interested in Legit Massage

Review of Legit massage near Nana Plaza Asian Herb association

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Went for an hour of Thai traditional massage + 1 hour of herbal ball, why I chose the second one I don't know I had a hangover.

The place is really nice , upmarket with a professional service

The first hour was quite a work out for her and me, older lady but bugger me she was strong. Thai traditional massage involve applying pressure to as many muscles as they find , when I say presure think 1 ton weights through fingers elbows and knees.

Not ashamed to say I yelped a few times and grunted a few others, she just laughed!

There was one area of my leg I nearly tapped out.

The second part was her pressing a hot ball of herbs infused into cloth. Not unpleasant at all, but I fell asleep !. More for others I think felt like a load of bollocks

Did I enjoy it, probably the wrong word, I certainly felt the effects of the first hour and the second hour relaxed me so much I fell asleep.

[Single.daddy]

By pass if not interested in Legit Massage

Review of Legit massage near Nana Plaza Asian Herb association

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Went for an hour of Thai traditional massage + 1 hour of herbal ball, why I chose the second one I don't know I had a hangover.

The place is really nice , upmarket with a professional service

The first hour was quite a work out for her and me, older lady but bugger me she was strong. Thai traditional massage involve applying pressure to as many muscles as they find , when I say presure think 1 ton weights through fingers elbows and knees.

Not ashamed to say I yelped a few times and grunted a few others, she just laughed!

There was one area of my leg I nearly tapped out.

The second part was her pressing a hot ball of herbs infused into cloth. Not unpleasant at all, but I fell asleep !. More for others I think felt like a load of bollocks

Did I enjoy it, probably the wrong word, I certainly felt the effects of the first hour and the second hour relaxed me so much I fell asleep.

Will definitely try this one!

[thetinman007]

Great report. I agree re beer goggles at Jungle Jim's and Suzy. I was hammered when I entered and had more inside. I was at Tilac and a few 'upmarket' placed beforehand but they didn't appeal to the sleazebag in me!

[HeadChef]

Getting it up is one thing, and I have blue and other coloured pills for that but

A they make me feel crap, B they give me a strange erection, C they stop me cuming

Maybe not found the right dose

I have tried various pills.  Sildenafil 100g single pills (too strong) and then 50g (still too strong).  Tadalafil 20mg single pills (better) and then finally Tadalafil 5mg daily pills, which is where I am now.  For my last Thailand trip I started taking the 5mg daily pills about 2 weeks before I departed to build up the dosage in my body and continued throughout my trip, total 28 days.  No nausea at all and you don't have to worry about estimating when you will have sex and take a single pill 1 hour before.  I have been taking the 5mg pills for 8 days at breakfast time because I will be in Pattaya again soon............ 

[Single.daddy]

I have tried various pills.  Sildenafil 100g single pills (too strong) and then 50g (still too strong).  Tadalafil 20mg single pills (better) and then finally Tadalafil 5mg daily pills, which is where I am now.  For my last Thailand trip I started taking the 5mg daily pills about 2 weeks before I departed to build up the dosage in my body and continued throughout my trip, total 28 days.  No nausea at all and you don't have to worry about estimating when you will have sex and take a single pill 1 hour before.  I have been taking the 5mg pills for 8 days at breakfast time because I will be in Pattaya again soon............

I used sildenafil 50mg and it was strong for me. After two rounds/hours of intense sex I had to sleep well. I am also now on Tadalafil 5mg and it works well for two pops for me.

[Belfastpunt69]

Never been to Thailand but thinking of going, this may sound daft but what's a "lady drink"

[Fisherman]

Never been to Thailand but thinking of going, this may sound daft but what's a "lady drink"

It's a drink you buy for one of the staff of the bar, be it server, dancer, or management. It costs approx 150 -200 Baht depending on the bar. Of this the staff member gets approx 40 %  again depending on the bar.

Basically you get a better service from the servers and management if you buy them the odd drink, think of it as a tip.

The dancers make their money on this outside of their fee if you take them out. They won't do much other than talk unless you buy them a lady drink, then they want one every 10-20 mins, the more you buy the more fruity they will get

To take them out you have pay the bar a fine some where around 700 upwards depending on the girl. Then you have to pay the girls fee on top around 3000 Baht + or - depending on the bar and the girl.

Sounds complicated but not really my bar bill for my drinks a girls drinks and the odd server / management drink. Has averaged 3- 4 thousand Baht 65 -80 pounds. Compare that to a UK strip club where they  don't come near you.

These girls do everything but suck you or shag you ! Then for a less than £100 they will come to your hotel and do that too
 
You also need to know I am probably not playing the game right, I guess you should get in , two drinks for you two for a lady then barfine her and get out, total bar bill less than £20

[Swapmeister]

Great set of reviews OP. It struck the right balance IMO. Enough information where it matters and not too much where it doesn't

[Belfastpunt69]

Many thanks Fisherman 

[bigbrit]

Really enjoying your reviews, perfect amount of detail. I’ve got 2 months until i go and am interested where you get Tadalifil from. I live in Spain and can buy sildenafil over the counter. Can you buy any of this in Thailand? I’ll be doing the same sort of reviews in November on my 19 day trip. Thanks Fisherman.

[Fisherman]

Really enjoying your reviews, perfect amount of detail. I’ve got 2 months until i go and am interested where you get Tadalifil from. I live in Spain and can buy sildenafil over the counter. Can you buy any of this in Thailand? I’ll be doing the same sort of reviews in November on my 19 day trip. Thanks Fisherman.

This is based on research before coming here, not experience so please treat it as such times move on and the research may be out of date

Theoretically you can but it’s a grey area it’s supposed to be prescription only but some pharmacies will sell it , quite expensive if it’s branded Cialis. You can also buy it from street vendors around Nana, along sukhumvit road and around soi cowboy. Next door to the stall selling Genuine Rolex watches for 3000 baht !

Now the question is would you want to do either, god knows what’s in the street vendors stuff, the pharmacies are operating in a grey area so again would you trust them. Remember you are in a third world country, regulations are ignored and people will do anything to make a buck.

I would try and source it in Europe , I have read good reports of Pulse clinic External Link/Members Only. This is not a recommendation again please do your own research

Hope that helps a bit

[Single.daddy]

This is based on research before coming here, not experience so please treat it as such times move on and the research may be out of date

Theoretically you can but it’s a grey area it’s supposed to be prescription only but some pharmacies will sell it , quite expensive if it’s branded Cialis. You can also buy it from street vendors around Nana, along sukhumvit road and around soi cowboy. Next door to the stall selling Genuine Rolex watches for 3000 baht !

Now the question is would you want to do either, god knows what’s in the street vendors stuff, the pharmacies are operating in a grey area so again would you trust them. Remember you are in a third world country, regulations are ignored and people will do anything to make a buck.

I would try and source it in Europe , I have read good reports of Pulse clinic External Link/Members Only. This is not a recommendation again please do your own research

Hope that helps a bit

It’s not available over the counter in UK as well. You can order online though after answering a long questionnaire, then it will be reviewed by a doctor and approve. The cost here is around 50p per tablet. Otherwise, can get it through pharmacy but you may have to answer all the questions in person. Not sure if that’s the same way it works in Europe.

[Fisherman]

Day 3 Part 1
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Another Nuru massage, this one seemed to have good reviews

Found it using Google maps, really this app doesn't get enough praise.

Walked into a very nice reception , asked to take a seat. Reception lady brought around a menu. Basically two options Nuru massage 1 or two ladies, cos play massage 1 or two ladies.

Went for the Nuru 3900 Baht. There were upgrade options on room and girls outfits, I declined

Then the lineup, 5 girls all very attractive 6-7s. I chose Joy, she seemed really surprised, odd I thought she was cracking.

Taken up stairs to a nice room with a large bed and one of those really low level bath things about 6 inches all round, about 8 ft by 6 at a guess, seen one before in Thai zen in Barcelona (which has nothing to do with thailand).

The was an inflatable mattress stood up in it and a shower. Joy proceeded to set up then tried to help me undress, my clothes were sticky with sweat , turned into comedy five minutes. Joy spoke next to no English but was very sweat we communicated with simple English and mimes.

Ushered to the shower then sat on a stool which exposed your arse crack and nuts etc. Now part of the reason for going here was the potential for rimming on me, something I love.
Sadly this did not occur but a very good prolonged cleaning of these area was done 

Joy was naked during this and boy I made the right choice looks wise great body and really cute face and smile, wicked eyes.

The soaping and washing took about 15 -20 mins with lots of playing with her body as well, let me play with the puss but not inside.

At the end of this offered mouth wash and she did to, asked to stand out of the bath for a minute while she got the inflatable mattress down.

Asked to lay face down and then I could hear her preparing the Nuru gel, sounded like a witched couldrenhissing and gurgling, didn't dare look.

She started to apply to my back and legs and it was hot , I was right, when I say hot just enough to give you a wake then it immediately cooled

She then commenced a series of body slides using her hand feet, tits and pussy all over my body, very good, lasted a good 10- 15 minutes, heaven.

She also did cat licks all down my body whilst reaching under, this really got the old fella interested.

Asked to turn over and she repeated the body slide on my front    . She did the cat lick thing again all over paying attention to my nipples. All the while her hands were on and off my bits.

She then slid down took a sip of water, and started a blowjob, the water was warm, nice, then a sip of cold water, alternating between the two for quite sometime. Great feeling and those eyes looking up at you  .

After a while she pointed at a condom and off we went with her riding, she basically slid back and forth rather than up and down which was really nice but wasn't going to get me off.

After a good while and a good effort on her part I tried to take control but the Nuru gel meant it was too slippy to in another position without me squashing her.

I suggested a hj to finish which she want at like a trooper, it took me a while.

10 minutes of washing and rinsing, she then dried me , great attention to detail, lifted the wilted old fella up and dried underneath, didn't have the heart to tell her that ten minutes of walking in the heat and I would be soaked in sweat anyway.

Just as I was dressing her buzzer went off so great timing

Great session though not quite the unicorn yet, 7-8 for service, 9 for the girls looks, no arse play which is implied on their website, brings the service down a bit, maybe only certain girls do it, I will ask if I go again which is a possibility, if don't find better

[Fisherman]

Day 3 Part 2 mistakes were made 

So did a bit of cultural sight seeing for the rest of the day and evening, came back to my hotel and the lure of Nana plaza bekond as I walked past. Had to have the obligatory foot massage first though, getting addicted to thease. Decided to try Billboard again.

As before around 40-50 girls swaying in ships on the main dance stage and 5-6 in the tub topless.

Had a couple of drinks having a laugh with one of the servers, yes it involved lady drinks but she was funny.

Couldn't make up my mind on a girl to ask over all the 8s were taken so how to choose between the 7s.

Eventually plumped for one after some one drinking next to me pointed one out that I had been considering.

Asked her over via the server and bought her a drink. Immediately she asked if I was looking to bar fine her. I was negative to non committal, cant remember what I actually said but it prompted a monumental female strop worthy of a teenager,😭 later found out she was 29. At this point I should have laughed paid the bill and left, but no I tried to retrieve the situation. By this time it involved the server girl and a Mamasan. All very loud and all in Thai, leaving me bit bewildered.

I think the server was saying I was a good customer and the girl should be nice. Mamasan spoke to me asked why I did not want to barfine, I said it was our first drink I wanted time to see if she was fun. This seemed to be accepted, and ithink the girl was told to be nice.

I bought them all a drink and the girl put her professional face onand did I think the minimum expected of her. With that I paid up and left Mamasan ignored me but the server girl was very apologetic

I was just glad to be out.

Lessons on reflection, remember the girls are their for one reason only, Money, They make the most from going with you not from the bar. If they are with you in the bar they cannot find another customer to go with.Still I think expecting to go with some after one drink is not on.

As I said first sign of trouble I should have paid and left leaving the commotion behind.

Live and learn

[bigbrit]

This is based on research before coming here, not experience so please treat it as such times move on and the research may be out of date

Theoretically you can but it’s a grey area it’s supposed to be prescription only but some pharmacies will sell it , quite expensive if it’s branded Cialis. You can also buy it from street vendors around Nana, along sukhumvit road and around soi cowboy. Next door to the stall selling Genuine Rolex watches for 3000 baht !

Now the question is would you want to do either, god knows what’s in the street vendors stuff, the pharmacies are operating in a grey area so again would you trust them. Remember you are in a third world country, regulations are ignored and people will do anything to make a buck.

I would try and source it in Europe , I have read good reports of Pulse clinic External Link/Members Only. This is not a recommendation again please do your own research

Hope that helps a bit

[bigbrit]

Thanks fisherman, As an update I walked to a pharmacy in Spain and paid €48 for 24 tadalafil 5mg. I didn’t think that was too bad as sildenafil are normally €29 for 8 50mg. I shall see how I go with them.

[HeadChef]

For those that live in the UK, I refer you to External Link/Members Only.  I paid £34.99 for 28 x Tadalafil 5mg plus £2.90 for delivery, total £37.89.  As I said above, I have tried a few pills over the last few years and landed on these as being the best. 

[Single.daddy]

For those that live in the UK, I refer you to External Link/Members Only.  I paid £34.99 for 28 x Tadalafil 5mg plus £2.90 for delivery, total £37.89.  As I said above, I have tried a few pills over the last few years and landed on these as being the best.

I got 56 pills for £45

[bigbrit]

I’ve paid way over then but it’s spain, and pharmacies here have a monopoly. Can’t even get paracetamol without going to a pharmacy.

[Steve2]

It’s not available over the counter in UK as well. You can order online though after answering a long questionnaire, then it will be reviewed by a doctor and approve. The cost here is around 50p per tablet. Otherwise, can get it through pharmacy but you may have to answer all the questions in person. Not sure if that’s the same way it works in Europe.

Cialis is available from Boots over the counter BUT expensive

[Single.daddy]

Cialis is available from Boots over the counter BUT expensive

Better order online. I did it from Boots earlier and it (Sildenafil) was expensive. Used Dr. Fox gor Tadalafil.

[Fisherman]

Day 5 No actual sex today his lordship needed a rest but some interesting action.

Had breakfast at a bar near nana plaza on Soi 4. Got talking to a n older lady and a server, of course this involved lady drinks, got some insight into life in Thailand. Ask if you want me to relate as it's off topic

Next onto an upmarket legit massage, will review separately so people can bypass easily

Ok so then onto Soi cowboy, went into Crazy bar on the right as you enter from Soi 21. Not a go go just a music bar with girls.spent couple hours in there with a little spinner named O , she was Japanese looking and great fun. Really thought of barfining her but she looked so young and weighed 40 kilos  6 stone, I weigh nearly 100 kilo 14 stone. I would have broken her. By the way I did check her age 27 based on her I'd I was surprised. Maybe a little lingering doubt about that too.

Any way off I went down Soi cowboy was going to go in Suzy Wong's. The girls must have spotted me heading in their direction and swarmed me , ushering me in, it was empty inside, didn't want to be the only customer, to much pressure on you to spend. Some how I side stepped the swarm and walked out.

Had a beer in Oasis, one of the only bars in Soi cowboy without girls great place to people watch. By god there is some raw  life there.

Decided to head to Nana Plaza, maybe too many beers but had the bright idea to try one of the smaller bars. Not my best idea but great fun.

The place was called Wonderland at least it had Wonderland in the name, can't find much about it.

The place was tiny only room for about 20 customers with a stage in the middle and yes initially I was the only one, FFS.

The place was wild though all the girls were manic, not just for 5 minutes but constantly. There was a person that initially you would have said was a woman but quickly became apparent she was a TV, she seemed to whip the girls up into a lather.

There was one girl she looked like a blonde Japanese Anima character close to this.


She was making very suggestive gestures to me from across the stage all very high energy, eventually bought her a drink and over she cam, straight into it. Hands every where and putting my hands on her tits while she gyrated around. It was full on. After 5 mins another drink requested, this time the TV also wanted one, ok just one, still the only customer. My Japanese Anime really got going now , hand down my shorts , my hand inside her G string making me rub her. Fuck me where is this going

She had moved us so that we we in full view of the door, then both her and the TV trying to convince me to take her upstairs to their hotel, no thanks.

Another drink for both, then my Spidey sense worked its way through the alcohol, I checked the bill 1500 , but that's in 20 mins 30 tops. Decided to pay up the girl really going for it on my lap, d
ropping her G string showing me her arse and puss.

Me paying caused a fuss which I quelled with a good tip for her
She seemed content to carry on with me and seemed to be using us as an attraction to bring people in, other girls who were still all over the place were showing potential punters what they could have  I just sat there going with it.

Spidey sense poked through again, I saw her feet mmm rather large,  she defi had a puss but I have never seen a girl enjoy having it rubbed so hard. She also had so much make up on it was hard to know what she really looked like and the hair could easily have been a wig

During the whole encounter she never spoke one word to me

Once a couple of customers had come in she lost interest in me so I left. 45 minutes of full on energy for 2500 Baht. They energy must have been coming from somewhere, Columbian marching powder is my guess it was 1:30 Inthe morning.

I got away without being fleeced and potentially with having a sexual encounter with a post op TV. Also dread to think want the upstairs "hotel" would have like and the costs associated

After that went bed, still can't get the feet out of my head

[Single.daddy]

Day 5 No actual sex today his lordship needed a rest but some interesting action.

Great fun! What happened on Day 4?

[Fisherman]

Sorry that was day 4 can't count

[shooter]

Sorry that was day 4 can't count

Loving the reviews, sound slike you are having a ball. 

I'm off to SE Asia soon for work but hoping that I can get some downtime for punting, so your reviews are a great help 

Two bars that I had recommended (from a mate who worked out there) around Nana were Stumble Inn (live sports and good service) and Sexy Nights on 2nd floor on Nana, small bar but a good team that work there. He also said wait until 2AM when everything closes and the small carts set up where you can carry on drinking and meet the bar girls outside of the clubs and will be offered ST/LT at cheaper rates.
Like you say, drinking local Leo beer is a lot cheaper than Corona. 

HTH
 

[Jeffers77]

You need to try Crazy House on Soi Cowboy - its filth (the best one in my opinion) and has a good mix of girls, bigger and smaller, all naked (plus you can look up the glass floor and see the girls from below  ).

And avoid a girl called Earnz (she is trouble).

edit - you already went sorry!

[Single.daddy]

Found this interesting.

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[Fisherman]

Loving the reviews, sound slike you are having a ball. 

I'm off to SE Asia soon for work but hoping that I can get some downtime for punting, so your reviews are a great help 

Two bars that I had recommended (from a mate who worked out there) around Nana were Stumble Inn (live sports and good service) and Sexy Nights on 2nd floor on Nana, small bar but a good team that work there. He also said wait until 2AM when everything closes and the small carts set up where you can carry on drinking and meet the bar girls outside of the clubs and will be offered ST/LT at cheaper rates.
Like you say, drinking local Leo beer is a lot cheaper than Corona. 

HTH
 
 

I have been having breakfast at stumble inn but now one of the girls thinks she owns me, is sat waiting for me every morning shouting at me on the street. Had to find a different place.

Thanks for the recomends, I may try sexy nights tonight !

[HeadChef]

I have been having breakfast at stumble inn but now one of the girls thinks she owns me, is sat waiting for me every morning shouting at me on the street. Had to find a different place.

Thanks for the recomends, I may try sexy nights tonight !

For breakfast, I recommend Monsoon restaurant on Soi 8.  Wonderful Pad Thai and nice location.

[DoorDash]

Such great fun prowling the streets of BKK … wild, unpredictable, and somewhat dangerous at times … but great fun.

[Fisherman]

Day 5 part 1 (the real day 5)

Poseidon what a disappointment

So made my was to Poseidon , about 5 stops on the MTV system, then a 10 (15 if you come out of the wrong exit) minute walk down a dual carriageway. Now this area is much more real , felt a bit exposed, no one else was walking this road. Maybe a taxi/tuk tuk/motorbike is a better optio

Anyway got there , you can see 50+ years ago it was probably a nice hotel. Into the lobby ushered straight to a lift, nice smiley welcome as ever. Taken straight to 3 rd floor ! Trying to fleece the foreigner I thought ?. Taken to a chair in front of 20 girls all putting their phones down offered a drink, had a coke. Each girl has a number, some have a letter in front of the number.

Now shown a pricing sheet bloody hell complicated, now I may get some of this slightly wrong but you will get the gist

I think their were three number ranges 0-100, 101-200, 201-300 each range had a price associated , now I can't remember but say 2000, 3000, 4000 respectively. So that's level one. The you have a set of letters about 10 of them each with a price. If the girl you are looking at has a letter in front of her number then use the price against her letter not her number.

The girl I chose was an S and I think S was about middle of the letter range but could be totally wrong.

I guess the numbered girls are fishbowl girls and the letters are models, later found out that fish bowl is closed not enough girls

Now my brain is trying to choose a girl and make sense of the pricing sheet. So there were mostly girls with numbers a a few 2-3 with letters. Some girls waved and smiled others sat there as butter wouldn't melt.

One of these near the front was stunning, a good 8 on my scale both face and body, she was of course a model S class, cost 6000 Baht about £130.

So I chose her, over she came. Her name was Lucky, Lucky me I hoped.

Taken to a counter handed over the Dosh and taken to the elevator up a floor or two to a corridor of hotel rooms done out for soapy massage, big jacuzzi in the corner big bed in the middle and a chair or two.

Lucky started running the jacuzzi straight away, also preparing other things, god know what.

The bath was going to take a while so she offered a quick back rub. Pleasant no play.

Into the bath and I could get a close look at her lovely, she made me lay back and she sat cross legged with my bum in her lap and my legs either side of her, nice position.she washed me down, then washed little Fisherman (LF) thoroughly. Then she put him between her tits and proceeded with a nice tit rub using her hands as well.

This lasted 2-3 minutes (too short)

The she started licking LF very nice 2-3 minutes (too short)

Then took LF into her mouth for bbj 2-3 minutes (too short) some right down to the back of her throat.

It's was all really good and watching her do it was great but didn't last long enough especially as I had told her it was one pop only.

Out of the bath dried onto the bed mor blow job again great but the condom produced all to soon.

Started with cowgirl then doggy then Mish. As I have said the ed stuff means I have to work at coming even with a delicious character such as the , she was banging.

This can be a benefit , as I was disappointed with the duration of other things I determined to give her a good seeing too, or as good as I can muster. As soon as I was in control I kept going changing the angle and rythum. After 10 15 mins she tapped out and suggested Mish. So went at that as well, then put her legs over my shoulders found my rhythm and after a while had a good one.

A bit of a rest (she did offer round 2) a shower then out the door 1 hour after I entered the room.

It was a average to good session with a hottie so a 7 from. The disappointment come from the over all experience, didn't get the whole fish bow thing you see on the interweb thingy

I have probably missed details so please as, tried to be ask detailed as poss