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48 review(s) for The Blueberry Girl (41 positive, 5 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline Lonestaruk

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Cost: 2 Hours outcall to my hotel - £360
Services: DFK, OWO, RO, Prostate Massage, Tie and Tease, Deep Throat, Lap Dance, Sex, Anal

This was  a couple of months ago now so exact details are a little hazy.

I fired off an email about a week in advance with all the details needed, as has been mentioned before, she has a very formal process which sure everything was arranged and agreed.

She arrived bang on time and once in the room, we have a quick chat to break the ice and then off she trotted to get into her first outfit that I had requested. The first session was her being a little more submissive and following my instruction. Lapdance, striptease, OWO, RO, deep throat, and sex in lots of positions. Lots of dirty talk throughout. The first hour went by very quickly and I finished off cumming over her awesome tits.

After a little break with a chat and massage, we were on the second half of the meet. This time she played the more dominant role. Changed into outfit number 2, the session included tie and tease, OWO, RO, prostate massage and again, lots of sex (all protected of course). We finished off with a hand job whist being tied to the bed and cumming over her and me.

Will absolutely go back for a second and third visit the next time I and down in London.

Offline Waterhouse

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Thanks for the review. Had her on my list to visit for sometime, but haven’t gotten around to it yet. How would you describe her looks, age and body these days?

Cheers.

Offline Lonestaruk

I'd probably go with cute girl next door look. If she showed up to a date you would be well pleased. She is quite short but with heels on, just the rightheight. Not gym fit but nowhere near fat, just normal maybe a size 10. Big enhanced tits which were just lovely.

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Offline jamiekinkxxx

I'd probably go with cute girl next door look. If she showed up to a date you would be well pleased. She is quite short but with heels on, just the rightheight. Not gym fit but nowhere near fat, just normal maybe a size 10. Big enhanced tits which were just lovely.

More a size 12 and when I saw her (a good few years ago).... no way is she a size 10, and she is bigger in her more recent photo's so I would say a size 14

« Last Edit: August 30, 2023, 05:29:38 pm by jamiekinkxxx »

Offline Lonestaruk

OK I hold my hands up, I'm pants at guessing womens sizes. Having looked up many catalogue shopping sites (that took me back to the Littlewoods day), I conceed and would probably say a 14 is about right but for me, absolutely spot on.

Offline LipLover

More a size 12 and when I saw her (a good few years ago).... no way is she a size 10, and she is bigger in her more recent photo's so I would say a size 14

Having seen her fairly recently there’s no way she is size 14; I’d say 10-12.

Offline jamiekinkxxx

Having seen her fairly recently there’s no way she is size 14; I’d say 10-12.

each to their own on what size is, but when I saw her she was big and she looks even bigger nowadays from her pics.

You say 10-12, I would say min 14

Offline Lonestaruk

Just a word of caution guys. I tried to book Alice again and I was told in no uncertain terms what she thought of UKP and its posters.

If you have no plans to she her again after, post away but if you think you might, keep it to yourself.

Im gutted as she is actually a great provider.

Offline Foxtail17

Just a word of caution guys. I tried to book Alice again and I was told in no uncertain terms what she thought of UKP and its posters.

If you have no plans to she her again after, post away but if you think you might, keep it to yourself.

Im gutted as she is actually a great provider.

She’s been having a rant on X about it over the last few days. Prefers to meet people who don’t ‘post on the mysoginistic and racist UKPunting’ she says.

Offline MysteryManNo.7

She’s been having a rant on X about it over the last few days. Prefers to meet people who don’t ‘post on the mysoginistic and racist UKPunting’ she says.

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you that a WG doesn't like a site where the whole ethos is helping punters not get screwed over in an expensive hobby and ensuring she can't just lay back and do the absolute bare minimum for an enormous amount of money per hour. 

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She’s been having a rant on X about it over the last few days. Prefers to meet people who don’t ‘post on the mysoginistic and racist UKPunting’ she says.

Even though I expect a good portion of business has probably come her way from reviews here. Short sighted.

This site is now pretty much my only trusted source for new SPs to see, unless a TOFTT of course.

« Last Edit: October 02, 2023, 12:33:16 pm by patelprat »

Offline MysteryManNo.7

Even though I expect a good portion of business has probably come her way from reviews here. Short sighted.

This site is now pretty much my only trusted source for new SPs to see, unless a TOFTT of course.

Agreed however I can understand to an extent why WGs, even very good ones, don't like this place as even if they get nothing but positive reviews it can't be pleasant to be reading constant account on your body and in depth descriptions of sexual acts etc.

The idea though that misogyny and the r word are allowed or encouraged here is laughable. Yes, there have been some breath-taking actually misogynistic and downright abusive pieces of shit over the years (JerkChicken, PuntingPumping, KingTarzan etc) but these types of people are dealt with and not tolerated here. 

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Agreed however I can understand to an extent why WGs, even very good ones, don't like this place as even if they get nothing but positive reviews it can't be pleasant to be reading constant account on your body and in depth descriptions of sexual acts etc.

The idea though that misogyny and the r word are allowed or encouraged here is laughable. Yes, there have been some breath-taking actually misogynistic and downright abusive pieces of shit over the years (JerkChicken, PuntingPumping, KingTarzan etc) but these types of people are dealt with and not tolerated here.

Yeah...

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you that a WG doesn't like a site where the whole ethos is helping punters not get screwed over in an expensive hobby and ensuring she can't just lay back and do the absolute bare minimum for an enormous amount of money per hour.

Each individual review is unique as each meet itself is unique. However, when writing in explicit detail, it causes a situation of false expectations for new punters going in. Some people handle this better than others, but punters go in with a sense of entitlement expecting the same service and the same experience, not realising the person providing the service is a human and not a robot. It is okay to clarify details, and set expectations from the beginning but some take it too far, and I suspect this vocal minority are the real problem giving UKP a bad reputation to service providers who generally provide a good service.

UKP as it stands is very useful, but some people need to understand that every situation will not be the same.

We've only recently had this in a recent TOFTT, where a member here has shown a SP her review. Why would they do this? To gain favour? To say I know you do this, why won't you agree to it? Some people really don't help themselves... :unknown:

So I can understand why there is some dislike of UKP from SPs, but the culture of the forum has changed massively over the years. I would hope the Blueberry girl could give the place another shot  :)

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Agreed however I can understand to an extent why WGs, even very good ones, don't like this place as even if they get nothing but positive reviews it can't be pleasant to be reading constant account on your body and in depth descriptions of sexual acts etc.

The idea though that misogyny and the r word are allowed or encouraged here is laughable. Yes, there have been some breath-taking actually misogynistic and downright abusive pieces of shit over the years (JerkChicken, PuntingPumping, KingTarzan etc) but these types of people are dealt with and not tolerated here.

Agree, the mods are always all over that sort of stuff and deal with it swiftly.

Offline Bondmaniac

I remember having the same with someone, who contacted me requesting the review be removed. Wasnt even negative. Was very favourable.  But I think I got an absolute bargain of a proce at the time, and maybe there was a load of unwanted attention for something that was maybe a P/T side hustle.

Offline jamiekinkxxx

Same happened to me at the beginning of the year (Feb)... my review shown to an excellent SP and then members from here (could not be a visitor as they cannot access LDN reviews) demanding this and that. Poor girl was traumatised, so much she closed down her AW profile! As I said at the time, those members are total dicks!

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I of course agree that any guys who mention other reviews to get their way (or for any reason really) are not helpful. Or guys who discuss past or future reviews of their own.  Uggh.

But when it comes to her reaction, I am thinking: Plenty of Fish.

My life is really too short to spend time with escorts on a trip wire - fear of saying this or that.  I get enough of this in real life.  I say stupid stuff all the time - I want a chilled escort who is professional enough to deal with well meaning idiots like me.  (Also has nice tits and can ride for England clearly)

Offline Lonestaruk

She’s been having a rant on X about it over the last few days. Prefers to meet people who don’t ‘post on the mysoginistic and racist UKPunting’ she says.

ha ha ha ha ha ha, yup that was me!

I initally deleted the emails with the thought, oh well plenty more where that came from, but I did actually respond saying I was very disappointed with the fact that she has tarred everyone of us with the same brush and the fact that it was very hypocritical of her given the fact that she will have benifitted from the many positive experiences people have put on here, including me when, after reading her reviews, decided that she would be a good SP to book with.

Sex/escorting/punting is a very emotive subject and whist I agree reading these reviews can be very hard for some and there are some bad eggs on here, I think positives outweigh the negatives. Maybe her rant will have a possitive effect in the way I will post in the future and not brag about the meet, mearly just comment if it was good, bad or ugly.

As they say "onwards and upwards", next meet has already been booked in for a couple of weeks time so a review will most certainly follow.

Offline Foxtail17

ha ha ha ha ha ha, yup that was me!

I initally deleted the emails with the thought, oh well plenty more where that came from, but I did actually respond saying I was very disappointed with the fact that she has tarred everyone of us with the same brush and the fact that it was very hypocritical of her given the fact that she will have benifitted from the many positive experiences people have put on here, including me when, after reading her reviews, decided that she would be a good SP to book with.

Sex/escorting/punting is a very emotive subject and whist I agree reading these reviews can be very hard for some and there are some bad eggs on here, I think positives outweigh the negatives. Maybe her rant will have a possitive effect in the way I will post in the future and not brag about the meet, mearly just comment if it was good, bad or ugly.

As they say "onwards and upwards", next meet has already been booked in for a couple of weeks time so a review will most certainly follow.

I once had an escort refuse to see me again as she thought I had put a review up here. I told her I wasn’t a member but would have a look. The review in question, I pointed out, was posted 12 hours before we had met, but she still refused.
I have had escorts contact me about reviews I have supposed to have done on other sites but I am not on any other review sites so it shows they can be clutching at straws sometimes.


Offline MCullen71

...and then members from here (could not be a visitor as they cannot access LDN reviews) demanding this and that....

Agree with your sentiments completely, but on a point of detail, non-members can see "Recent Reviews - London" without requiring a login but cannot see the comments.  I'm not sure how long that functionality has been available.

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Just a word of caution guys. I tried to book Alice again and I was told in no uncertain terms what she thought of UKP and its posters.

If you have no plans to she her again after, post away but if you think you might, keep it to yourself.

Im gutted as she is actually a great provider.

Thanks for the review and sorry to hear that. It often pays to be a little more anonymous with reviews, particularly with outcalls. For example, no need to say it was Angel, you could have said 1 hour rather than 2, no need to say when the punt was etc..

Offline jamiekinkxxx

Agree with your sentiments completely, but on a point of detail, non-members can see "Recent Reviews - London" without requiring a login but cannot see the comments.  I'm not sure how long that functionality has been available.

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My bad. Thanks for correcting me MCullen  :thumbsup: