Hi all, been out here for the past few weeks and have tried a few different massage places. Here is my report so far.
Casa Blanca (bulgarian massage)
I highly rated this place when I was out here last year, but service has dropped significantly. Paid for 30 minutes was face down on massage table for around 5-10 minutes no massage technique whatsoever. Asked to flip and the masseuse (Tanya I believe) started wanking me off with a hard grip very fast while also on her phone answering messages and taking a phone call. And she wondered why I couldn't cum. The girl is super skinny dark hair and glasses almost like a naughty librarian kind of appearance. Expressionless face.
Owner ask what I thought and I told him she was shit, last year was much better. He told me to come back and try a canarian girl who works other days, I think I'll pass. Damage €60 30 minutes (barely got 15minutes and had to walk without my sack drained).
Tantric massage Tenerife
External Link/Members OnlySaw Irene, curly blonde haired milf with a cracking body for her age, not into older women but she was hot, at a guess I think she's older than she looks (possibly late 40s/ early 50s) but looks late 30s with a well looked after body. Big fake boobs.
Great sensual body to body experience, lots of sensual moaning from her into my ears. Navigated around me in a very sensual teasing and erotic way. Edged to perfection. If anyone has been to Me&You spa in East London, this is like that but better. Teasing, erotic experience from an experienced masseuse (she knows what she's doing and she does it well).
Damage €140 for 1 hour, but really worth it.
Thai Relax house (playa de las americas)
Avoid this place. Absolute rip off dogshit of a service. Expect to get fuck all compared to what you've paid for. Paid €170 (I believe) for a interactive body to body, and an extra €20 euro for dfk at reception. Chose the very beautiful Melek (slim size 8 perfect body, mid 20s. Sexy feet, she is my dream girl.
Lead to the room, had a quick shower and lied down on the floor (bed) with a beer. When Melek came in I was gobsmacked. She was smiling polite and looked hot as fuck.
Massage started and was basic hand strokes, went to touch her and she slapped my hand away, I informed her I paid for interactive she said no, it's €50 extra. I was like what are you on about?!! Then she said I can touch her legs and hips and that's it. Again I was like wtf. I then told her to come towards me for a kiss, again she said no, you must pay €50 extra. There was no way I was going to cum with this robot, so I ended up using her feet to cum. Once finished I complained at reception, to be told sorry we didn't meet your expectation this time, you are the only person to complain about service here but Would you like to try another girl next time. I told them to piss off.
Damage all in €190 for light touches on body, being told no too many times to services I paid for. Only bonus is the footfuck when she was "in the pose" (doggstyle position) and i accidently shot ropes up her back, her ass cheeks and crack/pussy.
Diva massage (costa adeje)
Was recommended Ana blonde Ukrainian pocket rocket by the owner. She gave me Rita Ora kind of vibes, the place looks clean freshly done up, a bit on the pricey side but I think it was worth it.
Was taken through to the hidden terrace above the shops where I waited while music played and the drinks and massage menu was presented.
Once the Rita Ora lookalike was ready she came and greeted me and led me to the massage room/shower.
Mattress looked to be made of leather which was sprayed down with disinfectant before and after the massage once wiped and dry a fresh sheet was placed over mattress. Good start.
Well, the massage started brilliantly, Ana (Rita Ora lookalike) was smiling, turned the lights down and started a deep tissue massage on my legs and feet, which is what I needed after a week of miles and miles of walking.
Teasing and occasional reach unders strategically applied when I was not expecting it.
She would get on top of me and rub her body against mine and the view was amazing from the strategically placed mirrors.
At the 45 minute mark, she lightly stroked my back and legs with her nails and when she realised how tiglish I was she carried on making me jump, to which I realised her feet were overly tigglish, so we ended up fooling around for a few minutes making each other laugh by tigglin each other. Was weird but almost felt like it wasn't a paid service at this point. Almost like fooling around with a gf.
Anyways, on the flip, more body to body with a great slow teasing handjob to perfection.
Damage if I remember correctly, it was either €170 or 180 for 1 hour, but worth it.
Ana was Not as experienced as Irene but I'd say both are on par with each other for level of excitement and keeping the body guessing. 2 totally different services but I highly recommend both.
