Monday, review day again already?
I first saw her profile discussed on here a while back when her looks/surgery divided opinion. But I sort of liked her bargain bin fake porn
star look so when she resurfaced I was off like a shot to the ATM for my Fanny allowance.
I almost didn’t bother cos when I street googled the postcode, ( as all wise punters should do)
the location looked well dodgy, derelict and under construction, perfect place to be a victim of a ‘Bear Trap’.
But lack of pussy makes you brave/foolish so booked mi’sen in for 30 minutes at £80 and took my wits with me.
The apartments/location are posh newbuilds, not far from Royal Amouries, safe and really, really nice/plush with cold water, wine or
tea/coffee on offer as you enter, really! Parking is a nightmare, I was a cheeky twat and parked with the patrons. I liked what I saw when I
went in and (IMHO) her photos don’t show how cute she is, nothing like the fake devil-doll faced thing on the profile.
Yes, she is Romanian but not like the typical (FLASA) blow fuck and go in 5 words or less. She is really cute with a body that’s so slim,
deep tanned, very tall, legs for days, cracking shop bought boobs and a lovely peach of an arse. She speeks Veri gud da engalish and is a
bubbly, funny, interesting and talkative girl, nice smile and cute hiccup laugh.
I had a bundle of fun inc: kissing but not DFK, OW was Okay and good to look at with ‘those’ lips but a bit too movie type for show not
effect,(kissing’s free but OWO is £30 baybee) but when I took a dive down-town she really came alive even joined in to bring to
completion. Seriously, I could have spent the whole booking down there, a fantastic looking and neutral tasting box. Mish was good but
Doggie was amazing as she’s so energetic pushing back with a filthy mouth on her, complete with ball-bag scratching. We had a laugh
when items kept falling off the bed, phone, lube, bottled water, cushions, etc. It got hot and sweaty in there was no A/C on that warm day
in that small room and closed windows.
Some of her profile pics do look a bit ‘Yikes’ but in person she looks nothing like ‘Chucky’s Bride’, a fantastic bod & arse, perfect
handful/mouthful tits and legs that wrap around your back, twice. I swear I ain’t never podging fat chicks again. DFK, free OWO, some
large wardrobe mirrors and CIM/COT’s would made this a damn near 10 punt, (for me anyways).
I must confess I delayed sending in this review till I’d been back a few times. I would’ve never gotten a second/third booking otherwise
when all the ‘lurkers’ surface, jam the lines, blow up her phone and cock-block me to hell.
Return/Recommend? Most definitely. When December 25th comes, I want one of these in stockings in my stocking please Santa.
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