Denisa Slim BlondeProfile(s): External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Newcastle NE4
Booking Time: 1 Hour (£100)
Extras: OWO (£30)
Communication: Terrible, after calling I text, after 2 hours received a reply. messages were broken at best. Took almost half of my day to arrange a meeting. My first thought was that she was popular and busy...
Review: After most of my day arranging this punt I should have seen all the red flags, but after my most recent outings I was feeling confident, the advert displaying "
If you are tired of fake and cheap escorts, looking for a classy escort you just found it, search no more" probably added to this. I'm in Newcastle this week and feel like something blonde, not my usual go to but I'm feeling like something different. Denisa looks to fit the bill and the price listed on Vivastreet look good.
The street I arrive on is just outside the main city centre with plenty of parking. Upon opening the door the girl I am greeted by is petite as in the photos and with blonde hair tired up and is wearing pyjamas. It's not the girl in the photos or if it is the photos have been so heavily altered I can't tell. Once again I've fallen pray to another bait and switch job. Her looks are average at best and I should have walked away there and then, but it's taken so long to set this up I've become stubborn. I walk into the flat and the over powering smell of a chain smoker hits me. The door is closed and I'm led down the hall into the bedroom.
The room is dark, the curtains pulled across and no bed side lamp or light apart from that beardly getting past the curtains is entering the room and it's getting dark outside. A few children's toys litter the floor and the room hasn't been cleaned from what I can tell. She asks what I'm here for and I reply with the usual, massage, OWO and sex. She asks for £130, An extra £30 for OWO, not listed on Vivastreet.
Taking the money she tells me to get undressed and get on the bed. She leaves and I can hear muffled voices from next door. She returns and takes of the pyjamas. Her body really is fairly fit and toned, it's really small too. Her breasts are not in a good way though, they are small and sagging badly with the left having some damage to it.
She climbs on the bed and I'm flaccid, none of this has been a good experience so far and I'm regretting not turning back at the door. She begins to wipe down my cock with baby wipes, the feeling it horrible, I'm not sure what she's trying to do. I've showered before coming and smell a lot better than this place. She continues with about 4 or 5 baby wipes in the most awkward and uncomfortable way possible. Eventually she seems ready. She looks up at me and asks me my age. I oblige and tell her out of good manners. To this she returns saying she's 21. She clearly isn't 21, even in this light. At the door I thought she was probably early to mid 30's.
She begins with what she calls a blowjob and with my dick having just been tortured I get no sensation from this at all. It's lazy with a lot of stopping to try and wank me off rather than sucking. I'm still soft as anything after a few minuets and she decided to try and put a condom on. This too was an experience. She fumbles it on and over a limp dick and flips herself on her back and tells me to fuck her. At this point I take stock of what's in front of me.
She really is tiny, but then it hits me. It looks like a child's body with a middle aged woman's head stuck on from my angle and it's that this point I'm out. I tell her I'm sorry I can't go on and I'm nervous. I twist off the bed and pull off the condom. I notice it's dry and feels very cheap. I get myself ready and b the time I'm done, she's back in her pyjamas and waiting to take me out.
I leave promptly and feel not only that I've wasted my time but dirty from just being there.
Her English: 5/10.
Massage: 0/10.
OWO: 0/10.
Sex: 0/10.
I've looked on Adultwork and cannot find a matching profile to the Vivastreet advert. Avoid this one at all costs. You'd get a better experience from a drug addicted street whore in Leeds.
