Author Topic: Artemis, Berlin - recent visit  (Read 3415 times)

Offline Simon_9000

Artemis has been talked about a lot on this forum but I thought I'd add my ten pence worth from a recent visit a few weeks ago.

Firstly a bit of background, I'd gone to Berlin to visit a friend with no plans to get up to any punting or seeing girls  He knows I've visited escorts before so suggested we go to a strip club, turns out he'd been to Artemis a few times previously. I discussing where to go, he's explaining FKK in Germany and what to expect at the club. I'd never done this so all new to me.

We get to the door and entrance was €90, clothes off, bathrobe on and in we go. My mate showed me around ... bar, pool, gym, sauna, restaurant which I didn't bother with but sounds awful from other reviews. We just stuck to the bar area where most of the girls were chatting to the guys.

First impressions of the girls was many are fit and slim from about early 30s and younger, size 6 to 10. There were a handful of older or larger. I'd say 70% had enhanced tits which ranged from fairly natural looking to full on bolt ons. I do prefer my women with enhanced tits so all good. I did find myself spoilt for choice and would happily have met nearly all of them as a UK escort. Of the ones I chatted to, they all spoke English no problems.

It was a weekend evening so quite a few groups of guys, one big group from China/Japan, a group of I presume Turks. The ratio of guys to girls was probably 4 to 1 at a guess.

I saw 3 girls that evening most of which we're EE, FS with the first one then blowjobs with the last 2. The first FS was €200 for 30 mins which in hindsight was way too expensive. Blowjobs was €90 for OW or €120 for OWO. Also it wasn't 30 mins at all, they're focussed on making money so getting back downstairs to chat to the next client was their priority. After the first one, I quickly learnt to establish boundaries before we went to the private rooms e.g. use of fingers, kissing, RO, OWO or OW etc. The private rooms are upstairs which varied in size but all adequate but very dark ... no idea why they were so dark as you choose your girl in the better light in the bar! It's like they have something to hide. :unknown:

I'm summary it was a great experience but a tad expensive. If I think what I could have done in the UK with escorts for the same cost, that would have been much better VFM. However it was great to do and I'd probably do it again. Thank god I don't live in Berlin!

S.
« Last Edit: August 15, 2023, 12:00:40 pm by Simon_9000 »

Offline vindici

Thanks for the write up, appreciated.

Offline pusfunman

At €200 for 30 minutes I fear you got fleeced. 30 mins with OWO and sex should be €90 in Artemis I believe.

Lesson learned for next time though ;)

IMO a trip to a German FKK can’t be viewed as a VFM affair against at home play. Cost of flights plus hotel alone is high. It’s a unique experience though to spend an evening or 2 surrounded by naked hotties :dance:
« Last Edit: August 15, 2023, 07:49:20 pm by pusfunman »

Offline Simon_9000

At €200 for 30 minutes I fear you got fleeced. 30 mins with OWO and sex should be €90 in Artemis I believe.

Lesson learned for next time though ;)

IMO a trip to a German FKK can’t be viewed as a VFM affair against at home play. Cost of flights plus hotel alone is high. It’s a unique experience though to spend an evening or 2 surrounded by naked hotties :dance:

Yeah I agree on many of your points ... lesson learned for next time because I'm sure there will be a next time. Deciding which one of these completely naked and hot girls you're just going to take away for some fun takes some believing. I feel/fear this was my first step as a sex tourist! 

Offline Malvolio

Yeah I agree on many of your points ... lesson learned for next time because I'm sure there will be a next time. Deciding which one of these completely naked and hot girls you're just going to take away for some fun takes some believing. I feel/fear this was my first step as a sex tourist!

Welcome to the club fella!  Sharks in Darmstadt (near Frankfurt) is excellent IMO - Globe in Zurich is good too but you do have to pay Swiss prices.

Offline Simon_9000

Thanks Malvolio! I've been checking out Sharks and looks very inviting!  :yahoo:

Offline no2punter

Artemis is good if you're patient and can wait, there's a couple of extremely hot girls (that would charge a lot more as London escorts) working there that are usually quite busy. You'll have to blow off some of the lower hanging fruit to get a chance with them, and the pricing isn't always correlated with attractiveness.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2023, 01:18:14 pm by no2punter »