External Link/Members Only£120 for 45 minutes, Gosforth area.
Saw Darcy recently having had her on my hotlist since reading dexpunt's review in January. Short notice evening meet.
Parked up at the postcode and got the house number by sms, very quiet street with only a couple of dog walkers still around. Was a little early so took a walk around the block as prefer not to loiter in my car. House clean and tidy, mild smell of cats but not overpowering.
Darcy was hiding behind the door on arrival and was freshly showered wearing some very revealing lingerie (not much choice tbh given the size of her enormous tits). Facially the pics are accurate but they are clearly taken from the most flattering of angles as she is a LOT bigger than she appears in her aw pics. I expected this to be the case based on dexpunt's review however was still surprised. Didn't bother me too much as I enjoy a bbw from time to time and she does have lovely soft skin. Her tits are massive to the point of having to lift them to find her nipples and her bum and thighs are very big yet surprisingly firm. She insisted on keeping the TV on but did agree to turn the sound down as I didn't really want to listen to Gordon Ramsey giving someone a bollocking while I was fucking her.
She seemed a little subdued but I hoped she would warm up as the meet progressed. Handed over the cash and stripped to my underwear. This was where it started to go sideways; very little in the way of chat or enthusiasm for the meet straight from the off. Kisses but not FK (allowed my tongue in her mouth now and again but was never reciprocated). Responded a little to my touches and compliments and was fine with me stripping her off and giving plenty of attention to her nipples and hand going down to her trimmed pussy. I said I wanted to taste her pussy and she said "If you must" which seemed a bit odd. Nevertheless, lay her down sideways on the bed and got stuck in from a position kneeling at the side. She has a big belly and some serious FUPA so it was a challenge to find the fun bits - felt like I was on the shoulder press at the gym trying to use my upper arms to hold her thighs apart and part her pussy with my fingers at the same time. Was there for a wee while and she was making some quiet noises which sounded like she was enjoying it, happy to accept a couple of fingers too but couldn't get more than two in - she's quite tight plus the surrounding flesh makes it difficult.
Stood up and had some nice sloppy OWO for a few minutes but my preference is to save this for round two so asked for a condom. Started off in mish. She has loads of cushions/pillows on the bed so with her back and shoulders propped up its difficult to get a good angle. Negotiated my way in but felt in constant danger of losing my erection due to the extra effort of dealing with her thick thighs. I'm about average in length - quite sure the bigger lads would have no trouble in this department. Eventually got a bit of a rhythm going but she's too big to kiss from this position - was an effort to reach her nipples with my mouth tbh and stay inside her, so mostly stuck to kneeling up. She can get her legs quite far apart with some encouragement which helped a bit. Sadly her complete disengagement was quite offputting. She lay back like the proverbial sack of tatties and had this weird look on her face, eyes shut and almost girning at times - very odd.
Got her into doggy and this was ok; nice round, soft bum and was fine with some mild spanking. Also gave her a proper fingering in this position which got her a wee bit more breathless than anything up till that point. Invited her to talk dirty and this was swiftly declined saying she wouldn't know what to say. OK then, I'll try. Hadn't discussed anal and didn't have any additional cash for the extra free but started talking about it while I fucked her pussy and she responded positively enough for me to ask if I could rim her tidy looking arsehole; no objections so applied some spit and got stuck in while fingering her some more. Got her back in mish to finish and had quite a strong orgasm as I'd abstained for a few days.
Lay down to catch my breath, time check showed I still had 15-20 minutes so figured I would get some more OWO and go for round two in a few minutes. Managed to get some small talk out of her but body language wasn't great; she was initially sat with her back to me but lay down with encouragement. Is either extremely ticklish or pretents to be so little to be gained from soft touches / stroking her body. I observed that she seemed quite reserved for this line of work and she said that her mood wasn't great today. Maybe don't respond to availability requests then love?
Lay down and got her on her knees at my side for round two, bum up so I could get good access to her pussy. Accidentally stuck a finger up her bum at one point which she quickly corrected without a word of complaint. OWO was good and sloppy enough that when I asked her to wank me for a bit it was like being lubed up. Tried to finish on her tits but couldn't quite get there so another quick breather before lying down and wanking myself off with a couple of fingers in her pussy.
Overall, not bad enough to be a negative, takes direction reasonably well and I reckon she would be quite subby in the right circumstances. But the lack of engagement keeps this one firmly in neutral territory. Glad I opted for a slightly shorter meet and saved a few quid vs the hourly rate. Unlikely to return.
Topic: DarcyRose - Newcastle (Read 984 times)