I love the names that WG's adopt. Stella Lover, Kendra Amazing, Carol Horny, Tanya Babe and so on.
I think I shall follow suit on my next phonecall. "Hi, this is James Wonderful here, could I get a backrub and BJ for free, you'll really enjoy me. I'm 6'4" (i.e. 5'6"), age 30 (add 10 years please), always horny and I can be your dream and provide you with SUPERB service, PASSION like you never believed" etc