Author Topic: Jenny at Balance massage - Sheldon  (Read 1102 times)

Offline Metajas

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Went to Balance yesterday, was met by Jenny and taken into the first room on the right.  Jenny is a tall slim girl, she was taller than me without her shoes so I guess 5' 10".  At first I thought late 20s, but when I saw her face close up I thought probably 10 years older. Paid £40 for 1 hour.

She has strong hands and gave a good strong massage with some unusual moves but it was very good;  then while working on my back she whispered "body to body?", and asked for £60.  I said no, and we eventually agreed on £60 for B2B including 'bro job' and 'sissty nine'.

All of that was very good, but when I was paying her she cuddled up to me and sweetly said "More?" to which I said no and £60 was plenty.  She told me she is leaving Balance on Monday and going to another shop in Birmingham.

Here's where the negative comes from ..... there was a fly buzzing around the room and Jenny even gestured to it and pointed it out to me;  when I got home my wife spotted insect bites on my back;  I assume it was the fly or mozzy not anything like bedbugs, but if the Manager of Balance reads this I suggest you give the room a good clean and invest in some flyspray and tell Jenny to use it.

Offline mr.bluesky

That has to be a first for a negative review,  a fly in the room   :unknown:  you sure it wasn't love bites from Jenny  :D  perhaps on a future visit take a rolled up newspaper  with you just in case.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2023, 03:43:24 pm by mr.bluesky »

Offline fredhiggins

That has to be a first for a negative review,  a fly in the room   :unknown:  you sure it wasn't love bites from Jenny  :D  perhaps on a future visit take a rolled up newspaper  with you just in case.
:D

I don't think I'd want a room that had been flysprayed. Never any ventilation in massage rooms, stuff is poisonous.

Offline mr.bluesky

Makes your eyes sting if you accidentally spray it in your eye  :scare:
« Last Edit: August 11, 2023, 05:07:03 pm by mr.bluesky »

Offline mr.bluesky



I don't think I'd want a room that had been flysprayed. Never any ventilation in massage rooms, stuff is poisonous.

Especially to flys  :D
« Last Edit: August 11, 2023, 05:07:37 pm by mr.bluesky »

Offline Metajas

That has to be a first for a negative review,  a fly in the room   :unknown:  you sure it wasn't love bites from Jenny  :D  perhaps on a future visit take a rolled up newspaper  with you just in case.

It’s a negative because of insect bites!

Offline oldmanking

lucky they didnt bite your whopper then really..... that would've been hard to explain to the mrs?  :lol: :lol: