My next review is of Green Remedies, again located a short walk from both Euston and Kings Cross stations.
External Link/Members OnlyVisit - June 2023
Comms - walkup so n/a
Venue - Green Remedies, Chalton St, NW1 1JD
Damage - £40 (30 mins) +£40
“Yet another curse of the front desk lady”
It’s no secret that I am more drawn to European women than I am Asian, I’m just more attracted to them, thus if there is the chance of finding a European girl, i’ll investigate further. In hindsight perhaps ringing and specifically asking if any European girls are working would be a good way forward….anyway, I Digress,
So I visited this establishment despite the varied reviews already on here, in the hope I would be one of the lucky ones. Well I was!
Quite a busy street but managed to duck into the shop without feeling too conspicuous. A very smart, blonde EE lady in sporty attire appeared from the back and advised £40 for 30 minutes. I was then led to a pleasant enough room downstairs, good quality table, shower in corner of room and relaxing music playing. I was instructed to strip, so did so and lay down. As with my last review of Li Health, my hopes that the desk lady would reappear were shattered when a Chinese girl walked in. On first glance she was nothing earth-shattering, a pleasant enough face and couldn’t make out her body due to wearing baggy top and shorts. (More on this shortly….)
The massage began and was bang average from the start, more stroking than massaging, but it wasn’t unpleasant. The vague arse strokes started around 5 (yes 5!) minutes in…then, completely out of the blue and probably 6-7 minutes in she just blurted out, in broken english, “you want handjob?”
I was slightly taken aback as wee man hadn’t even arose from his slumber by this point, I was still very much in “lets see how the massage goes” mode. I’ve never been asked so early in! I asked how much and she offered HR for £60. Now I only had £40 on me so decided to see what that would get me. I asked if she could do B2B to which she said no, I asked for naked HR for £40….to which she agreed, reluctantly. She actually seemed pretty pissed off that I had bartered her to £40 and I was then resided to the fact this was probably going to be a fast and furious HJ, with no emotion whatsoever…….
I flipped straight over and managed to waken wee man who was now standing proud but nervously awaiting his fate. She then stripped off. My god, what was revealed was the BEST body I have ever seen in a parlour. Perfect figure, couple of discreet tattoos (which I like), totally shaved lady garden and the best perty arse i’ve seen in a long time! I couldn’t believe my eyes! She started the HJ and her technique was very good, I was fixated on her body, arse and pussy and managed to have a little feel to which she seemed to enjoy. Wee man then took over complete brain functionality and I just said “i’d love to feel your body on mine” - She tutted and climbed aboard! I had tit in my mouth and she started rubbing her pussy over wee man whilst moaning, which seemed and sounded pretty genuine! I then asked if I could perform RO on her. In a flash she jumped off me, climbed on the bed and I went to town on that beautiful shaved pussy for probably a good 15 minutes. Licking, sucking and rubbing (no fingers allowed inside) her whilst she made some very appreciative noises, I then stood by the bed so she could wank me off whilst I pleasured her. She came with a shudder, then praised my RO skills, which was very nice to here! She then told me to lie down again. She climbed on the bed and into 69 for a minute or two, then straddled me and used her hands to simulate penetration whilst grinding against me with her pussy. I soon erupted a bucketload, she wiped me down and asked if I wanted a shower, which I did. A nice cuddle and kiss on the cheek, plus a little slap on the bum as I left. What a punt!
I would definitely give this place another go, she said she works Mondays and Wednesdays, but this was a Thursday so no idea how accurate that is. Unfortunately I didn’t catch her name.
It was a satisfied train ride home that day!
MS
