Smiley Miley - Earls Court

[Duke L]

So Smiley Miley's pretty well reviewed here, and on the whole it's mostly positive.
She's meant to be a bit on the quirky side and sometimes a bit mechanical in how she goes about her business and having met with her, I agree she's both of those.
However, the body is fantastic.  And her arse, sublime.  Very, very fit young girl.
OK(ish) punt, with a twist at the end - hence the neutral.

Location - not the best by a long shot!!  Entrance to her flat is pretty much directly outside a bus stop on a busy road about 5/10mins walk from the station. 

Venue - decent enough flat, bit scruffy, but serves a purpose and no real complaints.

Appearence - fantastic body as I've already stated.  She had shorter hair than on her profile when I saw her.  Very cute and looks her age.

Services - All that's on her profile and I also partook in some of the filming she permits, (albeit with one of those stupid masks on). 
Quite unattractively though, she slapped a load of lube on her fanny before jumping on top.  Never actually seen this being done before and wasn't that keen on it.  Again though, this feeds into the mechanical aspect of the 'transaction.'  That, or my licking her out wasn't up to scratch!?!

So after about 40mins of 'fun' in various positions, I've popped and the post coital chit chat turned to her telling me all about how she's being blackmailed by some people from back home...Turns out that if you type in Smiley Miley Adultwork into Google, you get the naked pics of her that have been posted on here, (UKP), on Google images.  These have been sent to various family members and how can she get rid of them.  I work in online media and trying to explain it's not Google she needs to get in touch with, but UKP was like explaining quantum physics to a guinea pig!!  This went on for pretty much the remaining 20mins, and whilst she seemed genuinelly bothered about it, I couldn't care less.  Do the job that you do, post naked pics of yourself on websites, sooner or later, one will get to someone you don't want it to!

As a consequence, I'm posting this up as a neutral.  She's a nice enough girl, and the arse is to die for, but I'll not be going back anytime soon...

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[James999]

Surely if they are to google Smiley Miley adultwork they know she's a pro$$ie and will have seen her AW profile, a nude pic online is not as damming as a profile offering sexual services & associated feedback, if she has genuine concerns she just has to delete her AW profile and reinvent herself 

Also, she's a member here but not logged in for a year so she's clearly not that fussed 

[yorkshire123]

Surely Smiley Miley isn't her real name?
If the pictures have already been sent to her family how can she be blackmailed?

Thanks for the review by the way 

[Duke L]

Think her problem was that people had found out what she does and that her name is Smiley Miley. By typing that into Google you got the links to threads on here that had the pictures of her.
They in turn got sent to her family etc. Deleting her profile on aw, wouldn't delete them off here.
All a load of bollocks though.

[yorkshire123]

Well I've just googled as you said & a fair few of the images lead to a profile set up by her, silly girl needs to look at herself before pointing at UKP.

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I still would though & probably will next time in London 

[Duke L]

Haha, I understand Yorkshire! It's a special arse!

[James999]

Think her problem was

There is no problem, she's decided to sell herself on the internet, as a result she's likely earned more in the three years she's been on AW than she would in a lifetime in her home country, her choice.

Facially she's unattractive, not even girl next door look, but without a doubt a cracking body 

[Kingb3000]

If the pics were ONLY available on here I would understand.  BUT googling I found adverts placed with face pics etc.

[spellbackwards]

Agree with OP. I didn't really rate her but I know she has her fans.

[SamLP]

She's not to everyone's taste. I found her attractive more so in the flesh than the pics, and she had lighter hair the last time I saw her which suits her better than the ones in her pics. Her features appealed to me but some will not find her appealing in the same way. A killer body though. Quirky and cheeky, likes to joke in a childish way which again may appeal to some and not others. Takes a good pounding though and likes to fuck. Kept telling me to go harder, slap her arse and didn't want me to pop quickly. Lots of energy, dfk, owo not bad but not great, a lovely pussy for RO and a nice arse for doggy. She can chat a bit and ask some personal questions but you just lie or bat them away.

[charming_red]

I once noticed her pics on some porn site. They were stolen off AW and posted there with the AW tag cut off. Unfortunately shit like this and the blackmail stuff will always happen with the internet, especially in the sex industry as there are some real utter cunts out there. Live by the sword, you die by the sword.

Shes an okay punt though. Shit location, average face, great body and decent shag. But £110/hr won't have me going back. She needs to lower her price as there is better value for money out there.

[kowalski]

Surly if you post any nude pictures of yourself any where on the www then expect them to haunt you.However if her real name in not Miss Miles then wtf .

[Frenchguy]

I would agree, she is a bit quirky, cheeky and a little bit too direct...but I think its much better to have someone with a personality as she clearly has, than someone going through the motions, no matter how good they look...

[jesus_jones]

Totally overrated and far better out there at lower prices. Body like baywatch, but her face was ugly to me.

She was impossible during my visit. So prickly, she asked 101 questions and was quarrelsome over any remark I made. It was like she was trying to delay/sour the mood for sex.

She even went as far as interrogating me why I don't have a gf and wouldn't let it go.

Did this patronising thing of tapping my ass during doggy, looking at me with a puzzled expression and saying 'cmon you can go faster'. She plays these condescending games and I just couldn't be bothered to play along with her act.

Some call it quirky behaviour, I call it tedious.

[Tailpipe]

Does she take up the wrong one , as a mater of interest .

[Bangers and Gash]

Did this patronising thing of tapping my ass during doggy, looking at me with a puzzled expression and saying 'cmon you can go faster'.

 

Any pro$$ie that tapped my tush and told me to 'go faster' would get her back doors so well and truly smashed in that she be sitting on a cushion for a week 

[jesus_jones]

Any pro$$ie that tapped my tush and told me to 'go faster' would get her back doors so well and truly smashed in that she be sitting on a cushion for a week 

Normally I'd agree, but she did it in the least erotic way possible. When I did go faster, she said 'OK that's better but keep going or I'll lose my cum'. She was just so robotic and patronising with everything she did. There was nothing natural about the encounter.

[Goofy85]

She also asked me why I don't have a girlfriend. And was indeed very prickly. She kept making the kind of jokes where you couldn't tell if she was being serious or not. Put me off at times. She is a massive mood killer.

Totally overrated and far better out there at lower prices. Body like baywatch, but her face was ugly to me.

She was impossible during my visit. So prickly, she asked 101 questions and was quarrelsome over any remark I made. It was like she was trying to delay/sour the mood for sex.

She even went as far as interrogating me why I don't have a gf and wouldn't let it go.

Did this patronising thing of tapping my ass during doggy, looking at me with a puzzled expression and saying 'cmon you can go faster'. She plays these condescending games and I just couldn't be bothered to play along with her act.

Some call it quirky behaviour, I call it tedious.

[backofthenet]

Decided at last I had to check out Smiley Miley.
Put simply, I thought she was exceptional. Therefore this might be a bit fluffy.
Thought there is a lot of positive stuff on this site, mainly relating to her body (which is indisputably a sight to behold) there are mixed comments about her face.
I find this utterly bewildering. She's beautiful (fluff alert). Dimples, high cheekbones, freckles. Just as she appears in the pictures - I was prepared based on some of the reviews to be underwhelmed based on overly-flattering shots. But they aren't. She's quite schoolgirl-pretty, which belies the fact that she has the MOST GODDAMN AMAZING BODY that I have ever held in my hands. Oh Good LORD.

I realise that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but, trying to be objective as possible, I simply can't understand how you couldn't find her pretty. I really can't. Someone on a previous thread said she had a "Jimmy Hill chin" which is simply untrue - this isn't something that can be measured subjectively. It's just wrong. I did manage to cum on it though, which I was pleased with.

Something that I did find was that she was slightly less 'smiley' and slightly more assertive than what I was expecting. However she knows exactly what she is doing - veered into PSE at points. Grabbed me by the lapels and demanded I fuck her (harder) - lots of spanking and barked lustful demands mid combat. Loved it all.

Yes, she's a bit kooky post punt and I would have liked a bit more after sales GFE service, but I was still quivering after what may well be the shag of the year. Yes, she's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard but this hasn't made her jaded - rather it's honed her skills. Her owo was out of this world, and sloppy DFK throughout the punt.

OP - she also lubed up prior to combat, and likewise launched into a story about how she's never going home again, but I just can't see how those factors relegate the punt to a neutral one. Sorry - not trying to pick an argument, just an observation.
Genuinely wish I'd seen her sooner and dare I say it, not paid the negative reviews on here too much heed. Sorry, flame away, but that's my honest opinion.

PS - great moment mid-sex;
SM "Fuck me"
BOTN "Say my name"
SM "Fuck me, Gary"

My name isn't Gary.

[Stealthshagger]

Decided at last I had to check out Smiley Miley.
Put simply, I thought she was exceptional. Therefore this might be a bit fluffy.
Thought there is a lot of positive stuff on this site, mainly relating to her body (which is indisputably a sight to behold) there are mixed comments about her face.
I find this utterly bewildering. She's beautiful (fluff alert). Dimples, high cheekbones, freckles. Just as she appears in the pictures - I was prepared based on some of the reviews to be underwhelmed based on overly-flattering shots. But they aren't. She's quite schoolgirl-pretty, which belies the fact that she has the MOST GODDAMN AMAZING BODY that I have ever held in my hands. Oh Good LORD.

I realise that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but, trying to be objective as possible, I simply can't understand how you couldn't find her pretty. I really can't. Someone on a previous thread said she had a "Jimmy Hill chin" which is simply untrue - this isn't something that can be measured subjectively. It's just wrong. I did manage to cum on it though, which I was pleased with.

Something that I did find was that she was slightly less 'smiley' and slightly more assertive than what I was expecting. However she knows exactly what she is doing - veered into PSE at points. Grabbed me by the lapels and demanded I fuck her (harder) - lots of spanking and barked lustful demands mid combat. Loved it all.

Yes, she's a bit kooky post punt and I would have liked a bit more after sales GFE service, but I was still quivering after what may well be the shag of the year. Yes, she's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard but this hasn't made her jaded - rather it's honed her skills. Her owo was out of this world, and sloppy DFK throughout the punt.

OP - she also lubed up prior to combat, and likewise launched into a story about how she's never going home again, but I just can't see how those factors relegate the punt to a neutral one. Sorry - not trying to pick an argument, just an observation.
Genuinely wish I'd seen her sooner and dare I say it, not paid the negative reviews on here too much heed. Sorry, flame away, but that's my honest opinion.

PS - great moment mid-sex;
SM "Fuck me"
BOTN "Say my name"
SM "Fuck me, Gary"

My name isn't Gary.

I had a great time when I saw her too.

Ps my name is Gary

[Stealthshagger]

that was a joke, for the record

[SamLP]

backofthenet, she seems to be like marmite, you either love or hate her. I certainly had a good few punts with her and agree with your review of her. She is one of those that you have to play along with in terms of humour. She does take regular holidays and seems to enjoy getting fucked. I may see her again soon.

[yumyum3]

Totally overrated and far better out there at lower prices. Body like baywatch, but her face was ugly to me.

She was impossible during my visit. So prickly, she asked 101 questions and was quarrelsome over any remark I made. It was like she was trying to delay/sour the mood for sex.

She even went as far as interrogating me why I don't have a gf and wouldn't let it go.

Did this patronising thing of tapping my ass during doggy, looking at me with a puzzled expression and saying 'cmon you can go faster'. She plays these condescending games and I just couldn't be bothered to play along with her act.

Some call it quirky behaviour, I call it tedious.

Spot on.

[yuiop300]

PS - great moment mid-sex;
SM "Fuck me"
BOTN "Say my name"
SM "Fuck me, Gary"

My name isn't Gary.

haha

Cheers for the reviews guys.

I think if I'm caught short in London I'll have a go.  I've added her to my hotlist.

I've punted with some EE girls and sometimes they are fantastic and others are very very average or below average.

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