First review for a long while!
Unfortunately last year I experienced the pain familiar to so many; I was made redundant, which put stop to my fun for a long while whilst money was tight. Fortunately, and for once, I have managed to land on my feet, instead of
my arse, with my new employment both paying more, and offering more opportunities to “conduct ones hobby.”
One of our offices is a 10 min walk from Kings Cross Station, which I began exploring pre-redundancy and seems to offer various massage joints, most if not all with extras available. Commuting back up to York is so much more bearable freshly massaged and emptied!
I previously reviewed “the nail bar” on Greys Inn Road, so have visited 3 alternative establishments this time around in quick succession. I will post them as separate review posts as I think its easier to find when searching.
First up Li Health Massage
External Link/Members OnlyVisit - July 2023
Comms - Walk up so n/a
Venue - 147 Kings Cross Road, WC1X 9BN
Small shop on quite busy street, cafe couple of doors down which has outside seating (probably only during summer) but was quiet when I visited.
Damage - £30 + £35
Upon entering I was greeted by a short, pretty chinese lady wearing some very appealing sports leggings…very shapely bum….I was praying she would do the massage! £30 for 30 minutes was requested. I was shown into a small room, very average, dark, table with face hole, i think a shower in the corner. She asked me to undress and “SHE” would be back in a few moments. Bingo! I whipped my kit off and got comfy, only for the previously reported “red dress lady” to appear. In fairness she was extremely pleasant and friendly, but she wasn’t a patch on the lady on the desk. Face wasn’t really doing it for me but her body wasn’t bad. Massage was mediocre, swipes began around 10 mins in. Question was poised upon the flip at around 20 mins, she wanted £40 for HE. I got her to £35 (all I had on me) Definitely more to be had but tbh I wasn’t interested. Very good HJ technique with plenty of oil, running her nails across my sack and shaft was very pleasant. Powerful eruption soon followed, she actually seemed shocked at how much there was (it had been a while!)
Cleaned up well with wet wipes and kitchen roll and out the door bang on 30 mins.
Would I return? Probably not. I wasn’t at all attracted to “red dress lady” and the massage was poor, HJ was good though. I’ve gone neutral with this as I believe there are better establishments in the area.
MS
