External Link/Members Only162 Pentonville Road
£50 massage plus £30 HJ
Visited at the end of May, apologies for the late review. Walked up from King's Cross station towards Angel and spotted this place on the left. Inside there is no reception desk; it appears to immediately open on to a couple of massage rooms. As I walked in Livia, a blonde, east European milf, appears from one of them and ushers me downstairs where there are a couple more rooms.
Usual: get changed; she returns; locks the door; dims the lights; starts the music. The oil was cold, though she did her best to warm it with her hands. No conversation and generally a cold attitude, no smile. After about 30 minutes, more rubbing than massage, she asked me to turn over. She inquired whether I wanted B2B or HJ... I motioned to my mouth, to which she replied in a thick accent: "My job is not to suck penis" - probably the funniest line of the encounter. HJ it was, again with cold oil. She's not getting much response, but is determined to bring me over the line. As I'm cumming she walks a step away to get another handful of oil, fatally interrupting the one moment of pleasure.
With 50 mins gone she askes if I'd like a shower: there is a small, separate shower room. As I'm walking the 3 paces there, a glamorous Asian lady, probably in her 30s, emerges from the second massage room and opportunistically asks if I'd like 30 minutes with her. Twice in an hour is a long-distant memory for me, so I politely declined...
An uninspiring visit and not a place I'll return to.
