Author Topic: Joanna Willesden  (Read 3117 times)

Offline Chesterprunk

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Comms - After some back and forth throughout the week and some no responses, finally agreed an early morning meet for this week.

Location - street and postcode provided after confirmation of appointment. Door number provided once confirmer i had arrived. There is pay and display close if driving. The room was basic but functional. Massage takes place on bed, ensuite attached.

Looks - she is an older sp, aptly described here as a granny. Sent pics after appointment confirmed. The pics are pretty accurate if a little old.

The deed - Knowing her reputation, i purposely booked an early appointment and forewarned her having my prostate ravaged isnt my cup of tea. Got to the venue early, she asked me to wait until the agreed time. Messaged once she was ready.
She opened the door wearing a white shirt and leather skirt. Offered a shower, had a quick one to be polite even though i showered before i left. She was down to a red bra and matching knickers when i came out of the shower. She told me to remove towel and lay on the bed.
Started a fairly soft massage of my back. Asked if she could go harder. She began using her forearms and elbows and gave as good as she could. Wasnt long before i could feel her heavy breasts on my back and her hands reaching for cc swipes. Had to ask her to be gentle with me exit hole, which she did thankfully.
She then moved to the foot of the bed and started massaging my feet. As she moved up ny leg she placed the heel of my foot on her now knickerless clit and began grinding her pussy along the bottom of my foot as she massaged up my leg and reaching for cc swipes and reach unders. Same action on the other foot and leg.
After a good few minutes of reach unders making me hard as a rock she climbed on top of me and started a b2b massage of my back. Felt her hardening nipplies up my back and neck as she rubbed her pussy on my bum and lower back.
As she moved back down my body i knew what was coming, i couldnt allow her to dig deep into my asshole with her tongue, and stopped her before she got all the way down. She went back to solid reach unders edging me and keeping me rock hard.
After turning over, she went straight for my rock hard dick, but not before putting on a huge smile and licking her lips hungrily. Again, knowing what she does with her tongue and mouth, couldnt bring myself to allow her owo me, so continued to wank me off but still trying to put my dick in her mouth. After a couple times of saying no, i asked if she wanted to taste my cum, to which she said yes. I got up and lay her down and proceeded to finish myself off and shoot into her mouth while sticking 2 fingers in her vag. Some went down her chin but she took most off it with a big smile, wiped the exess from the side of her mouth and chin and licked her fingers clean.
She went to the bathroom to clean up and asked me to lie down for more massage.
After a while, she said we were done and i went for a shower. She waited outside while i showered, and jumped in after me. While getting dressed i saw my phone that i had only been there 40mins. She came out of the shower and said something inti her translater, which said i looked scared  :scare: which is probably why she cut the massage a bit short. After i assured her i wasn't, maybe a bit nervous and i paid her the full amount £70, she kept talking to me for a bit while i got my last bits and peices from the chair. She came over to say goodbye and reached in for a long hug goodbye. Her hands began to explore me all over again so i reached down to grab and smack her bum which she emjoyed and smiled a cheeky smile back at me. She undid my trousers and reached back in to my boxers and grabbed my hard again member. While she rubbed him up and down my hands started to play with her nipples and before long i was naked again, but for my socks and she dropped her gown and i lay her down onto her back. She continued to wank me off. I spread her legs and lent down ontop of her and began to grind my dick between her hand the paunch above her vagina. I grabbed a condom out of my trousers and she went to grab some lube and i wrapped up entered her. She put her heels up on my shoulders and let me pound her in missionary. She moaned and gasped a few times, but she didnt feel particularly wet so not sure if they were real. Went at it for a while till i filled the bag, went for another quick shower and then finally on my way on the hour mark.

Did not partake in the rimming or green dfk she is famous for, but she did provide a thorough service and she likes to please. If i do return may go for that joint shower some have had in the past.

Definitely a positive session, not sure if i will return anytime soon, maybe some time in the future.

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Thanks for your first review matey, greatly appreciated  :drinks:

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Nice review. Sounds like she might have been genuinely horny. Most WGs would be happy to see a punter leave early and would never dream of getting him undressed again for a fuck when he was about to leave.
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There is no link she doesn't advertise anymore she has enough existing clients

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Joanna of Wilson sounds like a wild woman.

What's "green DFK" and why did OP decline rimming and OWO ?

Offline Chesterprunk

The green dfk refers to the reports of the her green tongue (cant confirm, didnt get a good look at it), turned down the rimming because i didnt fancy it and turned down the the owo because she rims with gusto.

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Op where did you get her number from

Offline advent2016

Op where did you get her number from

Not currently advertised but I found it in 2 seconds searching the forum. I'm not sure if the rules (22) permit me to post the link.

For your reference
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0
22 Privacy of service providers
"It is generally not allowed to post personal info of service providers, such as real names and personal social networking profiles and photos from messenger providers like WhatsApp.To clarify, this means no personal photos at all from anywhere. Phone numbers may be posted in full if the number is online on a current advert. Personal numbers not allowed. Hotels may be named but not room numbers.
 General description of in-call locations is acceptable, but not specific house numbers and/or street names. Modelling, porn, and media-related work are acceptable to be posted, even if it includes their real names as they actively sought publicity / higher profile. Any news items may be posted. All aforementioned restrictions do not apply to thieves and those with criminal convictions. Past name changes are never censored, regardless of reasons."

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Op where did you get her number from

You could search the forum maybe using the words Joanna Willesden Rimmer ?
Maybe look for a photo on a thread  :D

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I saw her and did a review and she asks where did you get her number from ? So I was curious about the op other punters were asked the same thing

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I saw her and did a review and she asks where did you get her number from ? So I was curious about the op other punters were asked the same thing
Tell her you saved the number to your phone from last time she advertised. Or tell her you visited her before. she will never remember if she saw you or not.
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I use the “saved your number from ages ago, been meaning to meet you forever “ line

Offline fredhiggins

I won't easily be able to see this lady as too far for me, but her previous reviews caught my eye. Going to see her but not getting rimmed seems to miss the main point of her service.

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Going to see her but not getting rimmed seems to miss the main point of her service.
I agree knowing that and OWO are her specialties she certain isn't a looker or has a nice figure seems a bit pointless :dash:

Offline Nz

Hi Chesterprunk,

Why did you use your own condom, does she not provide any?
Also surprised a SP would use a condom from a client.

Thanks for the review
« Last Edit: August 13, 2023, 05:34:56 am by Nz »

Offline advent2016

Hi Chesterprunk,

Why did you use your own condom, does she not provide any?
Also surprised a SP would use a condom from a client.

Thanks for the review

Virtually every AMP I've been to I've usd my own dom when the ending is upgraded from HR to FS

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Virtually every AMP I've been to I've usd my own dom when the ending is upgraded from HR to FS

They don't like keeping them on premises if they're working from a shop as it provides evidence of sexual services if they're raided.
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