External Link/Members Only£50 massage
£40 B2B
February 2023 - last time I attended
I had been to this establishment very occasionally over the years and had relatively good experiences, mainly with older Asian masseuses who were attractive and pretty freaky. Not on this occasion.
I was invited into the small room towards the front of the reception, after always preferring the larger one at the rear, for obvious reasons. Once inside, I stripped and waited about 5 minutes. Already annoyed. My masseuse entered and I received the worst massage of my life. Little to no effort throughout, zero technique and no chat to boot.
After what seems like an eternity, I was asked the question. I accepted after turning over and seeing a pretty Asian girl in her early 20’s - Joi. However, she demanded payment immediately which again, kind of ruined any sort of build up. I obliged and she stripped off. A decent tight body with large nipples. Her B2B consisted of a few body strokes on top and then she stood so far away from me while tugging me, I had no reach at all. I looked up at the ceiling and thought of something more erotic than my surroundings to ensure I got to the finishing line successfully.
I was asked if I enjoyed my massage by the much older receptionist on my way out which I said, “Oh yes, it was lovely thank you”. I haven’t returned since…can anyone convince me to as this visit was a while ago. I know the girls are on constant rotation here.
