No link available but if you put Joana in the search box you will find her reviews and one of them has her phone number. Took place last week
Comms I read a number of reviews about her and one had her phone number so I thought I would try and see if it was still active. Got a reply very late and tried to make a booking for the next day but she only sees 3 clients a day so booked a morning slot for the following day. Confirmed in the morning.
She had sent me some whattsapp pictures which were ok so I thought why not and drove to deepest darkest Willesden in the morning and parked down the road in pay and display bays messaged I had arrived and she gave me the door number.
Walked up to her door and rang the bell she opened the door and was wearing some sort of wrap around.
The girl looked nothing like the pictures is at least a size 14 very short and probably the wrong side of 60 but was very friendly so I handed over the £70 for 1 hour and stripped off in her downstairs room, used the on suite for a piss and washed my cock I had showered before I left. TV was on in the room with music
She had removed her outer garment and was wearing just her underwear I didn’t find her at all attractive and definitely wouldn’t want to fuck her so lay down on the bed and she started with lots of oil and not really a massage but it was ok. After about 10 minutes the crack was oiled and she started the reach unders which were very good. She had removed her underwear and was rubbing her pussy over my back then her body and then more reach unders.
She then opened my cheeks and started licking my crack and started the rimming, I got into doggy to make it easier and she went deep with lots of cock and ball licking in-between which was very nice. Eventually asked to flip and she started with a good BJ rolling down the foreskin and licking the head with lots of eye contact. I decided I wanted to find her large clit which was mentioned in a previous review although a bit bigger than normal and managed to get her to cum. Then stuck my cock back into her mouth and started with a couple of fingers then up her arse which she seemed to enjoy.
Eventually I decided that it was time to unload so lay back on the bed and she sucked away until I unloaded in her mouth, she waited until it was all out then dribbled it down my shaft and then licked it up and swallowed
She then asked me to turn over and continued the massage but tbh it wasn’t really worth it so I was offered a shower which I took and she gave me a clean towel some reviews have said that she joined them with the shower which must have been a very tight squeeze.
After I got dressed she used google translate and asked me where I got her number from as she doesn’t advertise anymore so I just said I saw it a couple of years ago and kept it for a rainy day, she is Portuguese not Brazilian I think but has a mixed family
Would I return she is VFM so probably yes but would only fancy a morning punt for obvious reasons
