External Link/Members OnlyWas ghosted by the Blow Job Queen (see review) and so this was my Plan B - I should have gone home for a wank.
Called to see who was available and told the only person was Darcy. No pics on the website but my cock was literally aching and so I took the appointment and headed straight over.
Asked for OWO and FS.
She comes in the room a couple of minutes late, swearing and tellng me how she's having a shit time with her kid. She dicks about about a few minutes and asks what I want. I tell her and she climbs on and gives me OWO. It was ok. I have to stop her and tell her to suck my balls or she will make me come early.
She starts sucking my balls for 10 seconds and then goes back to my cock again. We continue like this with her trying to make me come and me telling her to slow down for about 5 minutes until she pushed a finger up my arse and I start cuming. She pulls away whilst I'm still coming and gives me a wipe...im literally still cuming!
Never mind I think, I'm only 10 minutes into the booking so ill get ready for round 2. She literally walks out of the room, and comes back wearing a shower cap and gets in the shower. I guess my 30 minute booking is over after about 5 minutes of actual action.
I've not even touched her tits or arse.
I left, only ten minutes into the meeting. The worst meeting Ive ever had.
Darci is late 40's. Fairly bad complexion, eggs for tits and a bit of a mum tum.
She's about a size 10.
It was £50 for 30 mins and £10 for OWO.
On the way out I saw Aliya who looks worth a fuck.
Are all parlour punts like this? Ive only done two and they were both just rush rush rush.