i was sent this by a client who told me this was his interpretation of adultwork feeback got any to add to it
“Great oral”= Says please and thank you.
“Fantastic manual skills” = Got money out of his wallet without
“Attractive” = Both hair and teeth are his own and attached as nature
“A gentleman” = First “hello” not accompanied by frantic attempt
at “tonsil tennis” and clumsy groping in the underwear department.
“Sophisticated” = There are no spelling mistakes on his tattoos.
“Intelligent” = Knows what apostrophe is and how to use one.
"Considerate" = Fingernails clean and short
“Handsome” = Not grotesque enough to give you nightmares and
bearable in soft lighting.
“Lovely” = Knows what soap is and how to use it.
“Charming” = Did not text or call between 10pm and 8am.
"Punctual" = Suffers from premature ejaculation.