Happy Yorkshire day

[hullad]

A Happy Yorkshire to my fellow tykes

 'Ear all, see all, say now
 Eat all, sup all, pay nowt;
And if ivver tha does owt fer nowt
 Allus do it fer thissen.




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[mr.bluesky]

Yorkshire born , Yorkshire bred, strong in arm, thick in head 
( and that was told to me by a Yorkshire man )

[Blackpool Rock]

Yorkshire born , Yorkshire bred, strong in arm, thick in head 
( and that was told to me by a Yorkshire man )

Reminds me of the Harry Enfield Yorkshireman sketch, I say what I like and I like what I bloody well say 

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[hullad]

Yorkshire born , Yorkshire bred, strong in arm, thick in head 
( and that was told to me by a Yorkshire man )

Well your banned from the annual whippet racing Derby at DONCASTER and  the ferret down the trousers competion  for the Richard Whitely cup.

[chrishornx]

'pay nowt'

sounds reet

Happy Yorkshire day Hullad . You have a dodgy Duke but you are welcome in Lancashire anytime . Long live the Duke of Lancaster

[mr.bluesky]

'pay nowt'

sounds reet

Happy Yorkshire day Hullad . You have a dodgy Duke but you are welcome in Lancashire anytime . Long live the Duke of Lancaster

But the Duke of York he had 10,000 men 

[mr.bluesky]

Well your banned from the annual whippet racing Derby at DONCASTER and  the ferret down the trousers competion  for the Richard Whitely cup.

How do they find jockeys small enough to ride the whippets   

[chrishornx]

But the Duke of York he had 10,000 men 

Duke of Lancaster has many more

[Thephoenix]

Duke of Lancaster has many more

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[Thephoenix]

Yorkshire has my favourite tea, favourite cheese, and good old Yorkshire pudding.

[chrishornx]

Yorkshire has my favourite tea, favourite cheese, and good old Yorkshire pudding.

but only 10,000 men 

[Thephoenix]

but only 10,000 men 

....and all suffering with ED apparently, coz when they were up, they were up
And when they were down they were down.
But when they were only half way up, they were neither up nor down.

[Blackpool Rock]

Yorkshire has my favourite tea, favourite cheese, and good old Yorkshire pudding.

Didn't realise they grew tea in Yorkshire 
I do like a Geoffrey Boycott though 

[Thephoenix]

Didn't realise they grew tea in Yorkshire 
I do like a Geoffrey Boycott though 

Of course they grow Yorkshire tea, adjacent to the Yorkshire pudding mines.

[mr.bluesky]

Those pesky Yorkies will be wanting independence next, mark my words 

[hullad]

Those pesky Yorkies will be wanting independence next, mark my words 

Please we could have Sir Geoffrey Boycott as President, Arthur Scargill as first minister, abolish tax on cloth caps, whippet parking areas in shops, re open the mines, bring back Barnsley bitter and put a wall up to keep them Lancastrian wooly backed twats away from out wimmin.

[Thephoenix]

Please we could have Sir Geoffrey Boycott as President, Arthur Scargill as first minister, abolish tax on cloth caps, whippet parking areas in shops, re open the mines, bring back Barnsley bitter and put a wall up to keep them Lancastrian wooly backed twats away from out wimmin.

Surely you'd have to find a position for Freddie Trueman.
'Fiery Fred' in his day was often described as the greatest living Yorkshireman.

[chrishornx]

Please we could have Sir Geoffrey Boycott as President, Arthur Scargill as first minister, abolish tax on cloth caps, whippet parking areas in shops, re open the mines, bring back Barnsley bitter and put a wall up to keep them Lancastrian wooly backed twats away from out wimmin.

play nicely Hullad no need for such language.

[chrishornx]

Surely you'd have to find a position for Freddie Trueman.
'Fiery Fred' in his day was often described as the greatest living Yorkshireman.

and what about that nonce of a Duke ?

[standardpostage]

I always have a Yorkie chocolate bar on Yorkshire day 

My neighbour has a Yorkshire Terrier; as a pet, not to eat 

[hullad]

Surely you'd have to find a position for Freddie Trueman.
'Fiery Fred' in his day was often described as the greatest living Yorkshireman.

A little difficult him being dead we have jobs for Dickie Bird, Micheal Parkinson, Brian blessed, Maureen Lipmam and Jeremy Clarkson would be transport minister

[hullad]

and what about that nonce of a Duke ?

A royal appointment can't ever remember him being in Yorkshire maybe came to Leeds to see Jimmy Saville, I have heard he doesn't know who Eddie Waring was so he can naff off.

Judy Dench or Patrick Stewart for  a York title and we could ditch the nonce

[David1970]

The topic title is “Happy Yorkshire day”

Got to say I have never met a happy Yorkshireman, always grumpy.

[Blackpool Rock]

The topic title is “Happy Yorkshire day”

Got to say I have never met a happy Yorkshireman, always grumpy.

But that's when they are happiest, the old Barnsley Warcry "Ow Much"