External Link/Members OnlyI want to start this review by saying I have gone neutral is it was not for me. It might be for others, and that's fine. On a personal level, I wouldn't recommend it but some will enjoy it.
I have been to Phoenix quite a few times and always enjoyed it, always had a rapport with the girls. Reading all of davidgood's reviews in Sutton, I thought I'd give it a try. £65, nothing ventured, nothing gained.
First things first, there were loads of guys. So many. On the way in, you are given a ziplock for your valuables and laundry bag for clothes, both of which are numbered, and your name and bag number is taken down for you to get them back when you finish. I left after one hour and there was a page and a half of names on an A4 page. There must have been about 50 men there.
I knew not to expect supermodels. The girls I saw were:
Honey - the best of the bunch. Chinese woman of about 40. Beautiful body. She said this was her first time working at the house, but has been as a guest to Killing Kittens many time. Really friendly.
Crystal - shapely woman with fake lips
Ava & Hayley - larger women
Poppy - TS, I am not sure if pre-op or post-op. Definitely has been a man at some point but I didn't catch a look of anything which looked like a penis or a vagina. Always had the legs closed quite tightly. Quite grumpy, but a big hit, judging by the number of people trying to get near.
There were three more showed up, one of them might have been Liz, another one Linzi and then a black lady who immediately changed into fetish gear.
I think there were some female civvies, one as part of a couple, the other alone. They stayed clothed the whole time.
So, I guess my main problem was the number of men. At any time, each girl would be getting fucked by one man, she's sucking someone else off, and one guy either side being wanked. Then a bit of a shuffle amongst those 4 to see who is going to get what next. And then, for each girl, there are about 3 guys queuing to be seen to.
So, I queued in the room on the left at the top of the stairs, got OW with Ava as someone else licked her out. Then she motioned for me to come to her and she lay down. I rode her in mish for a bit. Didn't go the whole way. All the while, Ava, Hayley or Crystal are talking to each other or talking to punters. There are quite a strict set of rules, and they're keeping everyone in order. Things like they have to take the condom out of the little boxes they all have. If you lift it yourself, you can't use it, even if it isn't opened. Ava seemed to be protective of Honey. Someone was wanking and she was shouting him for wanking with a condom on. If he wants to have sex with honey then he needs a new condom as that one is dirty from his hand. All this makes sense, but not while I am fucking her. Crystal is being spit roasted and gets the cock out of her mouth to say "Oh, hello Steve. I haven't seen you in a while" and she and Steve start to discuss how often he has been there, where she has been etc.
Anyway, so I queued for Honey and there are two guys just hogging her. One either side, she is going back and forth between them. Some younger guy gets invited to go in doggy, he bangs it in, blows in the bag and leaves. The two guys are still lying there. One of them takes the hint then and moves on, and I lie down beside her. She then takes doggy from the other guy, who has been lying there about 10 minutes. He says he doesn't want to pop too soon so offers her to me. I go a while with her on top, there's about 5 guys watching, and I found it tough to get to the finish line so I pulled out and got her to finish me by hand. I had a few good chats with Honey during our time there, so it wasn't as impersonal as the others.
Following that, I had a walk about, seeing what else is going on, and then decided to leave at 12.15, 75 minutes after the 4 hour party started.
So that's it. Not my thing, it might be others' thing. I might have made the mistake of arriving too early, along with everyone else. If I had let everyone pop their load once, then there might have been less demand, less queueing. But once mine was in the bag, I just couldn't face staying any longer so made my way off, most likely never to return.
