Author Topic: Aqurelax Shirley  (Read 554 times)

Offline licker

Visited about a month ago.
Sauna, body scrub, massage £70, 1.5 hrs

Not discreet on main Stratford rd, Shirley

Booked in advance, called on arrival and door was opened so just walked in.
This is where it went pear shaped, handed over £70 and was taken upstairs and told to sit in room and wait for previous customer to leave sauna room (they only have 1) 10 mins later lady returned and ok follow me, missed her name but she was slim, about size 8, 45-50 years old, not a stunner but just about ok.

Got in sauna and she couldn't switch it on, so i got out and switched it on, I asked if she was going to join me in sauna she said no, sat playing on her phone whilst i had a sauna, 15 min sauna and i got out, she put her phone down and pointed me to shower, got out of shower (damp smelly towels) and was expecting body scrub, she said she didn't understand, and said massage so i just climbed on the bed, Massage was a light rub of oil after i asked for hard, the odd cc swipe but no more, on the turnover she asked if i wanted B2B £40,  i said no guessing it would be as bad as the rest of meeting, then she said £30 so i just said ok crack on, I was right it was shite, stripped to her knickers, saggy skin, small tits but with nice bullet nipples which i sucked on as she wanked me off, shot me load and off i fuked never to return.

worst £100 i ever spent.

Cheers L

 

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Offline inbruges

Thanks for the review, definitely one to avoid

Offline Roadster

Pity that.  They kept me from going crazy during lockdown.  Thankd for the heads up.

Offline Tightpants

Thanks for the review, definitely one to avoid
The negative is for someone who he didn't get the name of, not the venue.
 
Pot luck who we get to see at most shops so the mystery woman will probably move on to a different venue soon.