Joanna MassagesMe New Malden WSWS

[webpunter]

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Thought i'd give MM a whirl
Some positive reviews on here on various masseuses
With the WSWS scenario adding some intrigue
Something to work for, play your cards right etc

Very good comms all by text
& a nice flat massage room table set up better than average punting / massaging location
She's the person in the pic, taken on a good day

What i didn't do was read the small print 
Note: Please be aware that our services are strictly therapeutic in nature, and we do not provide any inappropriate or unprofessional services.
I see 4 hands option & usually a good sign
I mentioned on a text sensual massage + HE ?
& the answer was yes

30 mins, think it was 50 or 60
Options were like lomi lomi / hawaiin blah blah
My massaging antenna weren't picking up +ve signals
In FDM clobber off alarm bells ringing when a small rolled up towel was weirdly placed on my crack & between my legs
Some faint inner thigh brushes & i'm thinking just maybe
This soon evaporated when i popped the HE question half way through 
The answer to WSWS was no & polite but firm response
I CBA to mention the text messages

For UKP'ers who like proper massage with no HE's [weird IMO] it was very good & helped sort a nagging sports injury
So not a complete disaster but not far off
Revisit ? - nope, obvs
Recommend ? - only if you like actual massage & nowt else
Summary - a straight negative as i did ask the HE question maybe lost in translation in EE speak yeah right, whatevva 

I will go on another WSWS adventure at some point
(however will read the small print more carefully & make sure no room for misinterpretation with text comms)
In the meantime its back to dead certs

[contentguy]

That’s the problem with WSWS, sometimes it’s a “wont”.

Cheers for TOFTT

[W5ranger]

These two ladies tempt you into believing a sensual massage finishes with HE but in reality there’s never a HE just a nude massage by 1 or 2 EE women

[Stevelondon]

That’s the problem with WSWS, sometimes it’s a “wont”.

Cheers for TOFTT

👍🏻

[Stevelondon]

These two ladies tempt you into believing a sensual massage finishes with HE but in reality there’s never a HE just a nude massage by 1 or 2 EE women

WHAT !!!!

A nude massage by 1 or 2 EE women and No HE.
Why’d they even bother to undress ?
😉

[harry1980]

Thanks for the review. I’ve just cancelled my appointment I had booked based in this review.

[webpunter]

AFAICA its only the punter naked
It was 4H + prices varying for different services that drew me  in 

& @W5ranger's post is telling
After the inappropriate unprofessional services line the rest is bollox luring unsuspecting punters in 
As for a tranquil oasis & the other stuff blah blah yeah right

The only +ve is that i didnt waste twice as much folding with 4H
Tho i was then on the back foot with tanks brimming the clock ticking to arrange another the same day
Thankfully mission accomplished, review to follow

@harry1980, did you hear the bullet go whistling by ?

Being on here has saved me from numerous crap SPs & massage burds
(& directed me to some supa dupa ones too)
The law of averages suggests that at some point the wheels are gonna come orf
An occupational punting / massaging EdenHazard so to write

[Fuzzyduck]

Not strictly a TOFTT but might as well be since these 2 keep changing numbers and adverts (I wonder why...). If you search for the phone number in the massagesme ad, you find this:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=295766.msg3441129#msg3441129

Some other, related reviews.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=295247
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=337607

[webpunter]

Not strictly a TOFTT but might as well be since these 2 keep changing numbers and adverts (I wonder why...). If you search for the phone number in the massagesme ad, you find this:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=295766.msg3441129#msg3441129

Some other, related reviews.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=295247
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=337607

I wish it wasn't a TOFTT, which it now isn't anyways
i.e. i had seen this solid intel & didn't visit 

Edit: please can you edit the subject line removing TOFTT

[Fuzzyduck]

I wish it wasn't a TOFTT, which it now isn't anyways
i.e. i had seen this solid intel & didn't visit 

Edit: please can you edit the subject line removing TOFTT

Hopefully your review will save others from treading down the same path.

[webpunter]

Hopefully your review will save others from treading down the same path.

This is what UKP is all about
& harry dodged a bullet

As well as the wasted ££ [not significant in this instance] its also the time & opportunity cost
I didn't have to drive far thankfully
The opportunity cost is seeing the wrong SP / massage burd & missing out on another 

As we know checking on non Awank SP / massage isn't as easy
Tho i could have done some more research on here (you found her / them)
I will be doing this next time when on one of the massage websites / Vulvastreet etc 

PS - thanks for doing the subject edit