Author Topic: Thai Harmony MK Massage and Beauty - Milton Keynes - worse massage ever  (Read 764 times)

Offline Mr lovepants

£35 / 30mins

This happened a few weeks ago.

Had a few aches and pains but wanted a little extra as well.
Looked on gumtree and this popped up. Not there anymore but there is a website.

Comms was quite good, phoned then text the address.
Quite a safe area, I parked on a different road and walked about 200 yards to the premises

Arrived on site.
She was asian, youngish and well built, think I may have seen her before somewhere but not sure, she didn't recognise me.

The room is an annex to the house, you literally open the door and the table is there.
Complained that I only booked 30 mins, told her it was my lunch hour.
Told to get undressed and I got up onto the table.
Explained that I had a few aches and pains in my legs due to alot of walking at the weekend.
She covered my body in a towel and began
Bloody hell, I've played in gentler rugby matches than this. Every muscle in my leg was stretched to the limit.
Something went in my ankle and I screeched in agony, she stopped doing that.
Everything hurt.
She told me to turn over, towel still covering me.
Carried on with messaging my legs and that was it.
Nothing else, not even an inkling of a HE.
Got dressed and left.
If you like torture this is the place for you.

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